down home

Well, I was greeted well by my niece at Purdue when I was there to take her home.
As a side note, many girls there have long since worried about guys in the hallway. My niece and I were getting into the elevator when a girl walked through the hall wearing only her towel. She looked at me, smiled (perhaps to herself) and walked on to her room, I suspect. She was non-stop excited chattering.

When I got to her home, her sister, another niece of mine, first bounced like Tigger out the door and across the lawn to greet her sister. She then bounced over to me and happily hugged me. I was a good man to have brought her sister. I guess I serve a purpose afterall.

Angel, the dog, greeted me, but was especially happy to see my niece from college. A quick observation and there was something wrong with poor Angel. According to my niece, she has a fungal infection in a private area, quite dark, mutant growth noticeable. I presume she is on an anti-biotic medicine. While I was given no incling that she would call, I predict that family will invite everyone over for dinner -- to show the folks the sofa and to eat as a group, once again.

if Dave Letterman played with Spinal Tap

You'd have this show, but different music. "Balls To the Wall" is really a good song, especially considering the age.

plinks, links, clinks

I found Bango-Tango (interesting 1993 speed bass) after researching Faster Pussycat.
I had been looking for the name of the band Bango-Tango for quite some time.

And you thought Tammy Faye Baker wore a lot of makeup, check out these bands!

and I was egged for my comments

Despite being a Hoosier and regardless whether I want Colts to win, I predict the following result: Chicago Bears win over Indy Colts by 12 points.

splat, splat, TP, splat, flaming bag of poo, burning horseshoe in lawn ... boy are these hicks crazy!

I expect "Blue Sunday" to be followed by Blue (as in sorrowful and quite unproductive) Monday. The Colts just squeeze by, pull a win by a moment only. For this reason, I predict that they won't win. Chicago has been making a mess of the challengers and quite frankly the Colts have valuable players with injuries. I cannot honestly expect a win for the Colts.

sparse

Posted outside the dorm entry. Very likely, he left college on his own accord.
Wade, missing from Purdue University.

small bit of furniture in the breezeway access to the female dorm.

traveling back to the 70s for fast food

I went to Purdue, West Lafayette, today. On my way there I had essentially Rap that I didn't like, country to which I don't listen or 70s. I chose '70s music and near Lafayette (not West), there was a 10-mile fast food oil smell that was unavoidable. Now, I didn't see any fast food in the area where I smelled it. It was quite odd.

I heard around 75 minutes of 70s music .. feeling like I went back in time. I turned it to another station that mentioned DVDs, so I know I kept in this time period. Near Logansport I smelled the most wicked batch of sulfer ammonia -- undiscovered 2006 Easter eggs or the wonder of industry and farms -- as speculated by my niece, whom I picked up at Purdue. There are both pig and cattle farms there, as well as a wide section of river and industries. 25 miles East of that are quarries and a US-24 Mount Stinky, aka landfill about .4 miles off the highway.

Delphi had a neat dedication that I shot while stopped at a light.

Here is an ammo, gunshop on the highway. Was there thinking involved here?

oh, and I drove ... I drove so far away

I left early afternoon to pick up niece at Purdue. She is good and ready to leave for the weekend. This semester appears to be more challenging and she doesn't much care for all of that. She also had to switch her majors. The good news for the both of us is that I am not taking old clunker aka my car. I borrowed "the van" which is much more comfortable. It'll be 7 before I see this laptop again.

This sucks!

Super vampires. Holy bad cartooning!

done in

My father got a call yesterday from a fellow church member. He doesn't know the family much at all, still the call was distressing. The family's 41 year old son committed suicide.

Damn ... may God have him.

God in Heaven ... my only friend

"Badlands",
Metal Church

.........
I ride alone, the wasteland that I cross
Will take another life, we'll take another loss
I feel a dry wind, dust is in my eyes
The artic cold at night, the earth, it tells me lies

God in heaven, my only friend
Will I live to see my journey's end?
As the world awakens me so hard, my values have been changed
I make a promise to myself: Never again
A dusty godforsaken path, endless to my dismay
I know these are the badlands, somehow I'll find my way

No more paradise, no more soothing rain
All the sacrifice, the pain is all the same
Still I'm pushing onward, alone I can't deny
My presence fills the desert, my spirit never dies

Will these lonely nights ever end?
Will I live to see my journey's end?
As the world awakens me so hard, my values have been changed
I make a promise to myself: Never again
A dusty godforsaken path, endless to my dismay
I know these are the badlands, somehow I'll find my way

The vultures that circle, cloud the empty sky,
Patiently waiting, they wait for me to die
Tortured and beaten, blistered by the sun
Forceful and heartless, have the badlands won?

Still I'm pushing onward, alone I can't deny
My presence fills the desert, my spirit never dies
As the world awakens me so hard, my values have been changed
I make a promise to myself: Never again
A dusty godforsaken path, endless to my dismay
I know these are the badlands, somehow I'll find my way

What, huh?

By far the most bizarre, seemingly real video.

Sperm driver.

Poseidon 06

Unlike the "Adventure", this one is 90 minutes. I think the new version did a nice job of reminding you of the terror and mess involved with the moments after the ship flips. There was a scene where the survivors heard hundreds of screams, then they were silenced. The pace of the movie was quick, but the characters were all expendable. There was a messload of fire all thing considered. I have to submit the following criiques that bugged me.

Overall I think it was around 50-50, so you could watch it in the background doing something else. If you watch it hoping for a good-great movie, you'll be sorry.

[WARNING: SPOILER]

The small band of people were traveling up. They actived a pump that was manual. At the rate of filling, the person in a ship, rightsize up would drown almost instantly. There also isn't a real application regarding daisy chain effect. If the ship is upside-down and is taking on ballast ... where is it drawing ballast, the top?

I liked seeing Andre Braugher as the Captain, though he was used little in the film. Richard Dreyfuss, an old distraught gay man replaces (vibrant old guy who finds a seventeen year old quite attractive -- from Posseidon Adventure). Kevin Dillon as the ass who I thought was going to boink or rape one of the ladies.

The ship was completely sunk, with a ridiculous action scene with propellers moving. There wasn't as much story as flash here.

The survivors basically setting up the ship to sink did provide them with incentive to leave the dead where they were, no matter who they were. The raft with beacon sitting nicely near the ship regardless of explosions -- huh?

Further evidence of my own personal Tyler Durden

I felt a scratch and dried blood on my head. I don't remember injuring myself. I guess Tyler had an interesting time last night. He doesn't keep a journal, darn him!

K-Pax reference

Okay ... I thought about it and realized that few readers, as if I had many, would understand the K-Pax reference. Here is the story:

MR asked me one time for A movie that I liked ... just any, just name one. The exclusions were bigger known older movies like Star Wars and the like. "Now I heard the old man say the word at least 40 times a day. By in a flash I blurted out, 'Schwartz'"+. In my case, I blurted out K-Pax. While it was okay, it wasn't a good movie. Upon a preliminary review -- difficult as it was bad enough that no channel plays it, it was choppy, sloppy and unworthy of fanfare.

So, now if you see the reference to K-Pax, you may laugh along with us, as it was a bad word association. Name the first thing that comes to your mind ... K-Pax. okay ... [jots down note: either crazy, likes every movie he watches, or doesn't descriminate. check mark next to crazy]

+ dialogue from Christmas Story, while Ralphie sat on the toilet with Lifeboy soap in his mouth for the use of F - - - word.

I wound up not getting superpowers

I wasn't actually bitten. Spiders tend not to bite me. Venom tends to have little effect on me, so that in that case I am fortunate. This is a very common spider here, whitish or yellowish abdomen with red body. I don't think that this is very dangerous.

Huskies' return?

I remember in the 70s ... yes, I'm THAT old, the term "huskies". In The Ref, they refreshed my memeory of this ancient term for fatkid. "Husky", yeah. That makes the boy think, Alaska, Iditarod and his wide -- blubber eating butt trailing behind him like a somewhat manned sled.

Why don't they just say, odd circumstantially, "junk in the trunk boy" or "bubble butt", "wide end receiver"? "Husky" is well known, but "Maximal Gluteous Maximus (MGM)" pants have a certain Hollywood flair. Now, adults don't have to worry about husky this or that. It's 65" waist size and are you really worried about how fat your butt is?

Tougher than a toy

Dodge Ram ... when you want a truck that is tougher than a toy. Bam, bam, bam ... robot loses. Not the most convincing ad. Also ... what if people don't know what a rock 'em sock 'em robot is? They returned to production after Toy Story 2, of course.

Fight Club

I rewatched it. It is interesting, clever, and odd. In watching it, I always wonder if somehow, somewhere there isn't a Tyler who visited other places wearing my face. It would account for the number of people who supposedly recognize me, whom barely register a blip, let alone a flash or sold memory. I remember lots of faces, lots of names ... put generally can't put them together, with only one meeting and years/decades between the visits.

Worse still ... I think my Tyler would be starting Fart Clubs rather than fight clubs.

going Berserk

Berserk was an odd combination of graphic violence and timidity. It had your typical ridiculous violence. The protagonist Guts weilds his 200 pound sword as ably as others would a dagger. He goes berserk during his campaign to bring justice. In episdoe one, four vile men kick in the door to a bar. The occupants don't stir, not even to save the poor girl -- their captive.

I thought that they'd imply or worse have a rape scene, but thankfully no. No one in the bar came to her rescue as her face is planted into the table. The men want her to clean the table with her tongue. Then the killing begins.

I liken it a bit between two lesser scenes from American movies: Heavy Metal, the last story the barely clothed woman walks into the bar and slays three would-be gang-rapists. She wiped the blade on their newly decapitated bodies. Blood went much of everywhere making quite a mess.

The big evil guy in Berserk changed into his "real" appearance as a monster. He was twenty feet tall, but very similar to the lizard-like creature in Dreamscape. Berserk fell into one of the blunders so well discussed in Incredibles, monologuing.

At the end of this show, it did entice me to wonder ... what now? There was a scene from earlier in his life, before branding, where he was a more typical swordsman.

funny act

My mom came back from shopping and with her she had, earplugs. It seemed like an odd purchase until she told me they were for my sister. My sister's husband snores ... how shall I put it, as loud as thermonuclear devices. He was up one Christmas and with the door closed it was loud. Within the room itself -- painful. He was assigned a room with me. I left in favor of sleeping on some other furniture. I was not going get sleep with the loud snoring.

For this reason my mom bought the earplugs. I merely laughed loud, but it was about the first real laugh of my day.

Family here will be clowning around

My sister purchased tickets and so, they shall see, hear, listen ... perhaps enjoy! I expect they are still selling tickets.

Fig get about it

Thanks to PBS viewers like you, Nature presents Fig African Queen Tree. Sadly, Nature shows on PBS are durned hard to find, except for buy now on DVD through PBS at a price you probably aren't willing to spend.

nuclear daisy chain

I stopped writing a short novellete about the US cunningly destroying the Arab region starting with Iran, then Iraq. How abou this simplier way. Let Iran build nuclear power plants. Get drones or predators to slam into them ... poof, bam, boom, badda bing -- Iran becomes humans verboten land.

Addressing the address

My comment was, and I stand by this, that the address was bad. I don't really want to be the President, but woulnd't mind a short-lived coup (6-9 months) in which I could put things and people into place, where smart, ethical people are in power, making decisions for the nation. Too many smart (and some not-so smart) people are in power, and some of those are unethical. There is corruption in the government and there is corruption in the UN.

Essentially, I would prefer a bloodless housecleaning, and only a few changes in the law. Placing smart, ethical people in power alone would propell this fine nation of ours into a successful millenium. I would only want to make changes and would not be intersted in fame. I'd step down and leave as peacefully as I would like to enter. Change. Change is what is needed, but my post today on the address was:

the address wasn't good. It had errors, logical and others. paragraph 3: will not have the next generations shoulder the costs ... without raising taxes ... through free enterprise ... flush out the earmarked monies (interesting that it was mentioned after the change of congress and senate). There are others, but I'll stop there. I will ammend my comment on Webb's address retort.

Webb's designation as the spokesperson for the democrats was interesting, perhaps wise, but I didn't like his address either. I rank it 50-50 or 40-60 regarding applicability, reasoability and credibility. Highlights were middle class economy, job loss and disparity between highest official (CEO) and lower workers. The simplistic analogy, however oversimplified is good. A typical worker would have to work a year to earn what a (growing to be typical) CEO earns in a day.

So far Bush's surge plan, coming years later than many close people suggested, has had little chance to show efficacy. Statistics lean toward "ineffective". Webb's statement mentions a "way" but give as much detail as a government-released classified paper (large blacked out areas).

I thought today on the amount we are spending daily in Iraq. How about we just put up bounties on enemies. $1 billion for Osama, with required body to verify DNA, etc. That is one day's cost of the war. I think that is the right price for people to turn in neighbors and enemies, high profile persons. It would save America lives, time, and ultimately money.

in the news

AP wins bad catch phrase for January 24, 2006: "Mother never even exposed to males; breakthrough raises scientists’ hopes" The Komodo dragons were fertilized in a different manner, rather than through typical mating. The catchprase isn't helpful.

Chickens' deaths ruled mob trampling from boy's scared screaming, as reported by Reuters. Chickens are stupid. Who knew they were this easily frightened and stupid. Of course, if a giant stepped over NYC and started screaming, I'd expect a whole lot of trampling deaths. I might also expected, "panicked looting", for looting and pillaging

political shooing

Kerry bows out, for his fragile but luna-size ego couldn't take the loss that he certainly would gain.

Also in the news: teachers wanted in "ailing" New Orleans. They won't find housing or food or supplies or high pay or benefits, but they'll get the satisfaction of being paid half of any other area, those students who were failing in schools that were an issue before Katrina. Let's see. Worse conditions, worse pay and benefits, and the kids were essentially off a year. umm.... thinking ... heck, no!

Grey's Anatomy star uses slur that the news won't report. Apparently this terrible homosexual reference was worse than the many other slurs they put in print, those against race, color, religion, sex and others. Why, might I ask, is the homosexual slur so unworthy of printing? Stranger still is the counseling about it. So ... Isaiah, what would you call two guys holding hands? [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]. Well, I guess we have a bit to do, right?

degrees of certaintity

7 degrees of Kevin Bacon or the easier game, 5 degrees of William Shatner.

Missed last year

Older, wiser, ready for Geekfest II, 07

missed a season

I watched pro football this year, at the tail end of the season (playoff games) Colts, Bears, oh my!

I saw the playlist on the wrist of the defense co-ordinator. I was reminded of Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear. In the back of my mind, I remember that they weren't introduced this year, but I had forgotten them. Quite funny!

Buzz Lightyear to coach Lovie. I am in hostile territory with linemen and runners. Am preparing to overcome odds and dismantle their formation.

hit & miss

It could happen to you.

Server error.

Another plug for new blogger

I used a new template. True, it has a gayer color and does not use a widescreen base. Setting up the template was so much more of a breeze than before. It wasn't too bad grabbing and moving code, but now it found the code and moved it, making it faster. I now have to put back a couple of things, but changing templates is so much easier, however limited.

Thanks blogspot/blogger!

State of the Union address

I overheard some of it last night, but I like to read it. As I am reading it, I am disheartened. I cannot and will not spend a long-winded blog about what I find wrong here and there. Suffice to say, I found many errors early on in the speech. I also heard Webb's post address commentary speaking on behalf of the democratic party.

I would rank the Webb response about 50-50 or 40-60 regarding success and reliability. I cannot give Bush as high of marks on his speech.

It was just bad to read it and remember when the listeners applauded or stood and applauded points of interest that with no thought, don't bear out reality.

It wasn't good, but it was grief.

exec asst

shortened, like my chance of getting it.

"Must type 65 wpm accurately"
What kind of words? I have done that while the words are in my head and generally with my eyes closed. I type better that way. If I'm reading from a source ... not possible.

reminded of

I found postings for jobs that I already applied. I guess they didn't choose me and they're still looking. The funny thing is that the one place sent me a notice that jobs "matched" my profile. I went there, answered the 90 questions, filled out the supplementary app, but nothing. They had me go there again and I had to answer the same type of questions and app again. The questions are generated from a database, much like fortune cookies. It is possible that you will find the same question as the same number in your questionaire, but it is very unlikely. I didn't help myself by sending comment to the third-party host that does the questions. My comment mentioned that the questions needed a minor review for English grammar and syntax. The questions also were poorly phrased so the optional answers may not encompass would-be candidates real perspectives.

New Blogger

It runs fluidly, so a big "yes" for that, but I can't edit a post when it's a draft. That's just odd.

I keep guessing, but I just don't know

Who's the "mystery" Arcola blogger who's reading my blogs? I'm not upset, just curious. "It makes me wonder ... wonder wonder."+

+ INXS

error message that means little to me

550 Could not open: Read-only file systemblog/37/37/0/eledteacher/archives/2007_01_01_eledteacher_archive.html

It would seem to me there is a date error, but it isn't on my machine that I know. My computer date is right.

After much effort to look at my own updated blog ... I stoppped

The archive was faulty. So, what does that mean? I see that I can post, but I can't re-read my own blog or see whether or not it is posting correctly. Blooger didn't seem to have a [click here to email blogger about issue].

Night Blogger Died

"For Pete's sake", was my mantra tonight. "There were errors", 502 Server error, etc. Man alive was it shotty for me tonight.

flagged or red-flagg?

Maybe Black Flagged (TM).

Some viewer marked something on my blog, "objectional content". Well, I guess so. I would have to say, that through much of it, I mark it fairly well that material isn't appropriate for all audiences. Thinking about it, I generally write in non-English. What did they read?

very naughty costume

woman dressed as Futurama's Bender. "I am Bender (you get this), please insert girder."
She needs to power her fuel cells with alcohol.
Then, like Father Guido Sarducci, "The Man Who Loved Swimmin'", I dove into the cold, cold pool for a quick wade.

another sign of dweebishness

I was watching Ice Age the Meltdown, trying desperately to find something so quiet, slow that I'd gently pass into sleep, not with this. I watched and the scene were Ellie, as a toddler mastodon crept under the tree, I thought:
if I were there with a depedant person (child), I would cut down the pine branches and make a round shelter and try to make layers and pockets of air to make it warmer and ...

man, I'm such a goober geek.
Ya know ... they aren't interested in science in this kids' show.
Yeah, I know.

roulette wheel employment

In looking at postings there are around ten companies that post daily or nearly daily. I'd say the turnover rate is indicative of a problem. Average employment duration .... 17 minutes.

Fast & competent in a flunky world

The dyer sounded like "a body rotating in the drum" and after a phone call, the technician correctly identified the simple problem. He fixed it in under 15 minutes, having brought the part with him and was courteous. The bill was a bit high, $118, but that's cheaper than a private service, hauling it in or guessing and replacing parts.

Thanks Stucky Brothers!

odd offering

Food, lodging, restaurant ... in the army.

outerview

I went to an interview and it started with a 6' 8" man who walked in, cursed at something in his area, and did two 10-second long belches in a row.  The job was an impossible sales job.  I wondered how the lard-laden sailer did his job.

More glitches in the matrix

I was looking for Cosmos, a series by Carl Sagen, aired on PBS decades ago. I found that there is a pron star with that name. Huh. I suppose next there will be Bill O'Reilly Sexfactor or CNN Hardballs or something. Can you all in the porn industry just cut it out a bit so a search is less of a chore, please? I shouldn't have to go to page 2 or page 6.

I'll look for Antiques Roadshow and see if it hints to porn. Guys, just stop it, okay? I've got it. Yank the porn out of every other channel ... each and everyone by just putting on cable, like some far-out number 92, with porn. Then Nip/Tuck can fold out and so can 99% of "supsense thriller with R near X rating", staring beautiful persons A-E with acting abilities of carpet. I could then turn to regular channels and not have to see it.

That would be nice to not have to have ogligatory sex scene in movie about the AIDS quilt or how Advanced Auto Parts started or any other show. I understand, from my sister, that According to Jim actually had a fart (and sound on it). After nakedness, rape, sodomy, graphic violence, puking, spitting, gutting, fecal matter handling, now, in 2007 they finally allowed the word and the sound, "fart". Boy! I thought getting tax code approved took a long while.

The channel I mentioned I would remove from my surfing. I removed the shopping channels, Spanish channel, music video channels and others. It would be just fine, fine, fine.

Ladybug

Ladybug
Originally uploaded by amayu.

Lori suggested that I do this with my car. I said, no!

other doors open?

I got a few phone calls today ... positive. Hmm, as doors close, others open.

Which way did he go?

What do you call a group of hawks? Nothing, they don't gather. The chicken hawk is here.
I looked at my shots and thought, 'why not'. Roger, what are these? Tweeting birds.
Read the script Roger, they're suppsoed to be stars!
I can give you stars Rolls!

babbadooba, not prince

Whoever he is, will be on display at halftime, likely with pole-riding or pelvis grinding dancers. Huh. The halftime show was just promptly rude, rather than "accidently" rude. I guess the planners just threw up their hands and left Howard Stern to direct the halftime. Prince interviewing some lady, while she talks about her petty little life and she strips down to a bluetooth on her ear.

Perhaps they could ask another person to put together the halftime show ... you know, with somebody more contemporary than Charlie Daniels, less blah than Bon Jovi, and stupid than Justin Timberlake-Janet Jackson. I don't like Barenaked Ladies, but I'd take them over some of the others. I'd rank them above Bon Jovi, and not as stupid of a choice as Jay-Z, Prince, Britney Spears, Madonna, etc.

Find a band ... that PLAYS intruments, has recent hits and that doesn't have to change or bleep out lyrics. That is a group you should choose. I'd actually like a carnival like halftime show or youth talent. This big-name, big-lame halftime does give me time to eat more chips, but I'd rather be entertained.

Prince ... blah. How about a comedy skit with forty some comedians, where each one gets a short round of standup and exposure. If you don't find her/him funny, it switches quickly to another person. I fear that they'll have a bum on stage performing music and then pull a Dixie Chicks. The comedian thing isn't long enough to remake a Michael Richards.

bitchcraft

I read a blurb by the AP that some folks are arguing about the State of the Union Address that President Bush has yet to make. Hey, you don't like what's going on, I get it, but wait for the speech, lamos! As I'm typing, in the background I hear NPR schpeel out the pre-address hype.

In the end, I'd like to see truth in advertising with the governing bodies. What clump of paper is signed into law. What did the committees put together that passed senate and congress and signed into law by the President? Better still, where does the money go? Funny, with all the bitching about the President, the other bodies are not listed as stage hands.

What the President needs to do: say what plans are, why they are and convice people that Iraq makes sense. I think most people are now pushing to the thought ... that crap isn't going to end. The question is, more troops yields faster results? That's a tough call. What I'd like to know is, after $1 billion daily in Iraq, which is what the congress/senate/Bush approved, what do we get? In the end, are we out of the Middle East? Are out no longer married to foreign oil? Do we get compensated for our investment?

I predict a no, no, no. So, we will spend more daily, may not finish faster, and won't get compensated nor divorced from foreign oil. I voted those losers into office so they can approved that? What kind of crap is that? I won't go on about Bush, but will focus instead on the government that does without writing things down for "the little people".

Why should I trade a tyrant 2000 miles away for 2000 tyrants next door? $1 billion daily now and it will cost more daily with 20,000 additonal troops.

I vote to have a pink slip sent to the lot of these people. Boot them and replace them with non-party people who are interested in following and writing law pertaining to American interests. War in Iraq I see no American interests there.

hawkish eyes

The birds fled and the squirrels were noisy. I wondered then saw this young lady waiting for the hungry, yet stupid, birds to journey back to the feeder to feed her. This hawk left in disgust. She also didn't like me taking her photo.

doors closed

I got a letter that a company "lucked into" getting a person with twelve years experience for the position I applied. Good for them, bad for me. I got a notice yesterday that a company went with another applicant. This was the third time this company told me the same thing ... kicking me when I'm down. I got another notice of, "no". I have potentials, but nothing I can hold.




It sucks navel lint out of a dog named Chunks, which blows

not worth a "yahoo"

I tried Yahoo pictures. While it runs like flickr, it has only a binary switch, which I don't like. You may either let EVERYONE look at your photo or only you. That needs fixing! It runs better than the flunky (small-size only when it was young). It has a slideshow feature, but it doesn't use the space that it has. I loaded some pictures up to it, but am not sure that I will use it. You cannot change a smart album to regular album or vise versa. I don't like the pressing on me or others to buy the flippin' pictures.

I haven't printed a picture in a long time. I'll be buggered if I'm getting them sent to me via post and pay lots of money for them, or pick them up at Target which isn't convenient. I'd download them, crop them, print them at Walgreens.

I would like a faster bulk download, even if it caps your download packet to ten or five pictures. I'll go back and play with it, but I like the fluidity of flickr better, as well as the versatility of who can see your photos.

predisposed to assinine behavior

That's me ABP, manifested in unlicensed mockery, satire and cynicism, marked with variable episodes of mania. I hope to find a treatment for act first, think later, but my discourteous impulsivity pervades my every action (missing thought). I do hope that one day I will not offend, by action or inaction.

I'll go back to the three "perfect" laws of iRobot.

Squeaker squeakin'

Colts squeak by by another game ... barely pulling out a win.

So -- SB 41 will be C vs C. I'm sure if the Colts do great in four years, Colt 45 will pressure to be the beer of the NFL. In any case, the Midwest and Chicagoland should be quite happy. Indy, generally 50-50 with Bears & Colts ought to be happier. Had Lions made it in ... MR would have had a team for whom to root.
The Colts have just about proven the reason why Indy is building a new stadium.

MR invited me to see SB 41 in HDTV ... sweet!

"Now, if you get as close to the TV as I do, you could see bush" +, regarding the cheerleaders.

+ Andrew Dice Clay regarding Barbara Eden in "I Dream of Jeanie".

buncha bombs in the air

I overheard the singer do the national anthem for the Colts game. Yikes! Look, Naked Gun made fun of the relative stupidity of people not knowing the words. Some people try to "make the song her/his own". Stop it! It is a difficult song enough without the yodeling involved or worse, [scratch, scratch, scratch ... yeah, boi ... tap tap tap]. It's a song. You wouldn't like someone doing Amazing Grace with pan flute, sung by Justin Timberlake or Milli Vanilli.

Just drop the flash, drop the crap, drop the Buckwheat version and just do the song. It isn't important that you make it a rock song or a radio hit pop song or a trendy alternative or rap song. Just sing it. If that's too tough -- leave!

redfaced and sore

Saints got spanked ... hard and often today by 'da bears'. I normally don't care a whole lot, but this year Bears make it to super bowl. I can only hope that Colts make it there, then THAT will be a game I will certainly want to watch.

If you didn't see the Bears game, well ... the turnovers (or bend overs the knees) on the Saints' part greatly contributed to the Bears winning. A very rare safety also helped and when it was 30+ to 14, well, that was bad, but the Saints' weren't yet finished with the spanking. They didn't have homefield advantage but will finish tied-third with the loser of Colts-Patriots game tonight.

cavernous not generous?

I got this new scan and I guess they found what looks like a mouth rather than a vault of goodness. A spot of activity for altruistic behavior, huh?

Well, I know what part of my brain is underdeveloped. All this time I thought it was my memory or my logic or my empathy or my memory, but ... lost the thought.

drives me snowy

I clicked on the electric starter ... chu-chink... chu-chink...chu-chink...rrrrrrrrrr ... ffoom! It started. Last year the snowblower saw only three days of action and little of it. Today I did my drive, and four neighbor's drives. While I have a sore back, a bit, I have a better health for the exercise. I suppose I feel a little good about cleaning off drives -- something good for another person.

Thankfully the snow was not 18 inches (around 9 inches high, as accumulation of snow is measured not in height of snow). This slight dusting was a taste of perhaps more. This isn't going to get any child off school or delayed tomorrow for sure. My neice will be so disappointed.

May Hell receive Australian millitant Muslim jerk

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16702195/

 

Children as martyrs. Hey, I've got an idea! Shut the #$#&$%@^##%$#!%@ up! Have a nice tall, steaming cup of it.

This guy should be put on a slow boat to Antarctica. What sort of sadist enourages people, children especially, to sacrifice themselves for a cause that cannot understand?

not shaken, but stirred, maybe blended

I'm not suggesting anything, but I did put together a compilation, which might roughly be a reality sometime, maybe, perahps, perhaps, perhaps ...



BTW: this was not endorsed or approved by any party featured above.

"Just Numbers" he said

Scott turned 40. Rachel had a party for him with family and friends.

My only complaint ... no group shot!

There were late and early guests and everyone seemed to have a good time welcoming Scott to 40, as if he had a choice. 40 years in and more to go, perhaps another 40. None of the older guys, "old-tymers" seemed to divulge any cunning tactics on how to be a cleverer 40, though I wasn't party to all of the conversations. Scott & Rachel will soon have a CD of pictures, so if you want them -- ask them. I have only my small sample of pictures.

Forty, geeky, happy, and there are more chapters yet to go.
Happy Birthday Scott!

The adults spoke ad nausium, while the kids (Charlie, Jake) played Wii and (Elise, Maddie, Lucas) played Gamecube, separately. Later, the bi-pedal animated toy, myself, went through the house with Lucas, Maddie, Charlie, playing chase NO CATCH. It was an interesting game where I was pummelled and the target of weapons, though I was not allowed to catch anyone.

Two other reviews

The Japanese animated feature Blood: the Last Vampire, was under an hour. Where it was strong, hinting at bits of story rather than have a "this is the long, boring part of the movie detailing blah, blah, blah". It moved fast and was fairly complete. It left you doubts, as though there was another part coming. The sound was good, mixed with jostling camera moving to simulate quaking. Only a few parts of the movie had choppy animation, otherwise it was more fluid than typical graphic novel to film transition. I would probably watch it again, but not right away. It thankfully didn't spend much effort with parts of no consequence or red herrings.

Trinity Blood (so-called official website) is a Japanese animated serial (not cereal). I saw episode 4, having not seen the others. I think this was like an early college submission of a Voltron cartoon series. It was as hacked and pointlessly dialogue-heavy as Voltron with spits of violence. The graphic nature of the violence and the evil of the characters is greater. Still, the story of space vampires, the Vatican having their own assault team (so that's where Van Helsing got it) is patentedly bad.

A vampiric nun (nun who was turned) sought at the end of this episode to go to the Vatican and help the reltions between the humans and vampires to keep them from hating each other. Now, this being part of the dialogue, you'd turn it off right there, but sadly it was at the end.

Let's figure this out ... vampires feed on humans (regardless of the specific mythos of the story, be it blood, flesh, whatever) and the humans are supposed to like that? Yeah, "the negotiations never took place" + would be the end results of that.

Summary: Trinity Blood, not so good. Blood: the Last Vampire was okay, if you like anime and vampire stories. It is interesting to note that the main character, a vampire herself, used the term "demons" rather than vampires. The other oversight was a traumatic situation where the main character is fine saying "**it", another guy in equal peril says, "shoot".

+ Star Wars: Phanton Menace

Terminator spotter

I know, according to Maia, that Kirby weepers are terminators. Do not let the name fool you, Kirby's need to be attacked. Here Maia is guarding MR, while MR defends his Mike's Hard Lemonade.

When we got done playing Catch Phrase, which Maia hates, she beckoned MR to make room for her on his lap. Here, she can watch the questionable interloper, me, to see if I have ill intentions.

happy thoughts

So there Charlie was, thinking happy thoughts and then ... he floated. It was amazing.

Well, no. He did a mantra and did meditate -- perhaps like Ben 10 or Naruto. Funny and peculiar

canine partners in crime

While you scratch and love one, the other has plans -- eat things off the counter, paper that you find, scraps or come in and intervene because you are jealous. Echo generally likes to find chewable things, his or not, and scurry off to chew them. According to Monkeyjack, he doesn't mind pulling off a table 5 inches from you, despite you being the "master". Cheyenne taunts you with a toy, and when that's old, taunts her brother with a toy.

I'm waiting for them to get their timing better for the more complex bait and switch ... growl, grumble, growl -- ruff! Then at the break, each takes off in different directions with naughty tabboo items. The law of odds states that you will only reach one in time, the other will have successfully chewed the item before you reach her/him.

To illustrate this point, Charlie lead me to the broken kitchen window. The dogs were playing, fighting and one their hind legs, shatter -- broken glass. Well ... nice weather for it 30 degrees and colder. 17 degrees in the sun with windchill. Thanks puppies. I love you, but want to get you well past puppy period. "Rip & Tear" of the puppy years. Monkeyjack and Lori told me they were 10 months now. That's 16 more months, about before the "puppy period" ends.

it's on my jacket

Monkeyjack pan-fried some food, put cheese on steak and feed his family and two guests. I opted out, for I already ate and I try to normally avoid eating after 8 pm, unless I skipped a day of eating+, which I sometimes do. I put on my jacket to go out today and sniff, sniff, sniff ... last night's dinner. For lack of any other relevancy, it smells like a merge of Chinese restaurant and Indian kitchen. It isn't bad, but I didn't really want to smell that when donning my coat.

+ BTW: it makes my body prone to metabolic slowing, so I store food as fat more readily. It is not a way to lose weight.

from the makers of mini-movies

We get Wii Ultimate Alliance game. There are literally hours of time you can waste waiting to get through roughly constructed areas. You "control" characters doing stuff that doesn't matter.

After ten minutes, Monkeyjack finds the jump button. Darn! That would have been helpful.

Story mode playability -- 50%, re-playability - 12%
Sophistication of moves -- 20%. Considering each person has two hand controls, the characters have no uniqueness to the Wii. It likely was a release for [all game systems] and was adapted to the Wii, leaving you wonder -- why?
Piece o' crap. Don't buy it, don't rent it.

It is a flunky game. It's based on a manuever-through-here template, with smash smash smash, jump, pickup, throw. It is an okay older system game, but it doesn't do squat to address the "grand capabilities" of XBOX 360 or the Wii.

I did not like Tony Hawk on Wii, but it was a game made for the Wii -- a great deal better than this.
I guess I'll mark it as millenium Q-Bert. Repackaged and cleaned, it's still a simple, mind-numbing and dull game.

hot flash

I was taking some shots of Maia when I was inspired to deflect the flash a bit, using my one piece in my hand -- lens cover. I shot it twice and I smelled melted plastic. Sure enough, the lense cap inside -- where it was close to the flash was "impressed" with a flash-like shape. The flash is so hot, it lightly melted the lens cap with contact or near contact.

I was wondering why the flash spelled the words in reverse, "Caution. Surface may be hot." Sadly, the message was covering someone's face. [ha, not likely]

and the answer is ... "This apparition is a serial chick flick"

What is Ghost Whisperer? [Ting] "Correct. Go again."
I'll take chick flick shows for $800.

"This show has been scene by many criminalists."
What is CSI (insert any name here)!
[beep beep] Oh, wait, I guess the judges are going to give that to you. Go again.

"This practicing star in a TV show, generally CBS gaurantees 'chick flick'"
Who is Camryn Manheim.

And that's the end of the round. Our Final Jeapoardy category is: 'Shows you wouldn't choose'.

............
I was at Monkeyjack's last night and Lori and Amy really like to watch Ghost Whisperer. Monkeyjack claims it's okay. I couldn't dedicate my full energies to it, for it was like a knock-knock joke. Even if you haven't heard that particular one -- it isn't going to be great, likely a knock off of another and generally unfunny. Horse Whisperer had the relationship suspense -- would two people cheat. Would people pull their heads out of their backsides? Would someone who has experienced ghostly interferance for 30+ years be really unaware of reality vs fiction.

It was at par with King Arthur and Hollowman. While the thought behind some of it was good --KA having Keira Knightly, super-hottie, it failed in its execution. Ghost Whisperer has hottie Jennifer Love-Hewitt, but let's face it. That is chick flick, a half-click from Oxygen/Lifetime network.

Suesses of Foxes in Soxes with Sneeches

Green Eggs & Ham anyone? Would you eat them with a Fox? Perhaps eat them on beaches with Sneeches (part 1 of 2) or with Sneeches (part 2 of 2) on beaches?

YouTube has stars upon thars!

Scout

I just didn't like the blurry picutre he had.

Well, that's the name MR gives her. I usually called her by her name. I used to pester her with "Confuse-Us says" notes while gurgling down lots of beers. Needless to say, my handwriting worsened as did my notes. It was great to hear that she got out of being bartender and is now going to get married.

Cinderella story, c/o MR is here.

Selling addictive materials

I decided that I couldn't do it. I can't sell drugs ... I can't sell tobacco. It would be apocalypse for me.

Wrong man

I looked at the job and thought, "Sweet! I could do that job." I got the short end with, "applicant has too much body."+
Again, I thought, "Sweet!"
I was corrected again that "too much body" wasn't flattery.

Come to find out that it was a mechanics job. Wow! I'm so sore.

+ I suppose this is only marginally better than, "applicant doesn't have enough body".

Old man Winter got tuckered out

These are two separate shots, taken within seconds of each other. The winter looks mean, but it was all wind. Today, hours later, the streets are cemeent, only wetness to remind anyone that it snowed at all. In other parts of the country, winter frozen and dumped and smoted cities. Here, we were dusted with snow, beaten lightly with wind, but suffer only from the gray gloom of winter.

Today, we got sun! Sun, glorious sun!

Directions here!

Cerpicio has been leading people to my blog. Thanks! "Toxification" got me hits and [word] [word] farting got me a hit also.

"I see skies of blue, grass of green ... and I say to myself, what a wonderful world!"

job I don't have

MR told me a password to his computer, so I type it
blop blop blop

nope

blop blop blop

nope

carefully

blop blop blop

OK
..........
Apparently I can't do data entry either.

Totally Awesom

wasn't awesome or extreme or ... wait. No, it was extreme (ly) bad. I stopped watching. I brought it over to MR's house and we stopped watching it in favor of Catch Phrase.

NNTN helps you choose a beer

Master Meister Munchin Monster Brew Ale ha ha ha

bad segway

Do you enjoy music?
Local driver/delivery person wanted for Indiana’s leading piano dealer.

 

So, who cares if you do or don't like music?  This person is a truck driver.  What if you are deaf?  Bad ... bad, idea for salespitching this job.

commercials

Comcast must have hired the advertising firm that Geico uses.

Save big bucks -- lifeguard does CPR to male deer
Save el Moulah -- tragic
Save cabbage -- Coast Guard hauls heads of cabbage from water

I guess the next will be dough (pizzaria with half a loaf pushed aside),
keep your smack -- getting slapped back
keep your wallet fat -- growing wallet tipping over man who's seated
enough to buy more ice -- features someone buying a glacier
keep ching for bling -- bank bag full of coins to jewelry store

Do you think I'm kidding? Watch 'em pull a bad idea out of a hat.
"That trick never works!"
"Presto! (lion growling). I mustuv got the wrong hat."
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like."+

+ Rocky & Bullwinkle

Toy?

During the past 5 plus years designing toys you have strategically developed innovative and breakthrough ideas from concept to execution. The design of toys is in your blood and you have an awesome portfolio that will confirm this. Your ability to create amazing illustrations by hand AND by computer is second to none. You also possess a very strong knowledge of the toy and animation industries.

If this is a mirror of your experience, please send resume and DIGITAL portfolio to: this company here.

So, Tom Hanks' character got this job; chopsticks in the store and beta testing before full product production and release. Ah to be a creative engineer and perpetual boy. One half doesn't cut it.

sliken new blahs

I have applied to places and been given no feedback -- grrr. I will note for those just entering the application race that FW is hardly hiring. Lafayette, Indianapolis, Chicagoland, and Columbus, OH are hiring. For the right area/discipline, Cincinnati is hiring.

I have seen a lumber company that either has the highest turnover rate possible, turnstyle employment or they select one person out of a thousand and interview only that one person. In any case, the company, I won't use the name, has had the same job opportunities listed for months. That shows something and I don't think it's positive.

Another field that is "growing" to be a bother is insurance. If I had an insurance license and an interest in selling what people don't need from a company that will likely find loopholes to paying, then I could have a job with at least three companies similtaneously. I could be Ned Ryerson (Groundhog Day) -- "Bing".

In the end I find myself being Skeelo, "I Wish"

spy network

I was looking for Casine Royale and instead got Casino Royale. Is that how it always works?

Worst Witch

I found at library the DVDs of Worst Witch, a BBC series. The DVD cover proclaimed, ideas that helped make Harry Potter. That's a bold claim, but ... I will second that motion. I only watched one episode, but many of the specifics are indeed Potter-esque.

Girls' school in a castle, all are witches, and Mildred and friend are rule-breakers. These young witches are plucky with their magic and it is tabboo to use magic, as they are not trained.

Two characters stood out in the show: PE Coah who might have been the basis for Madam Hooch and there was a little girl who looked like a blonde young Moaning Mertle.

(I stopped as I had to laugh about "hooch" and "moaning". It is a penalty to have watched Porky's and other movies.)

There are about fifty girls there, I think and it surprises me that two girls can go missing for such a long period without being noticed. As a teacher, especially while at recess -- track all your kids, the kids of the other class you have and make sure you bring everyone back, despite other groups/classes being out there at the same time. If you can't keep track of fifty kids in one building while in line, then you are a shambles of a monitor.

Anyway, I tend to give kid shows a higher ranking unnaturally, as MR has noticed and remarked, but I'll put this one at slightly below average. While the acting is as good as it can be, fairly good considering it's a TV series, it lacks fluidity. Sometime I'll read some of the books.

family of Gustafson?

I flipped through channels yesterday, finding nothing, but stopped twice on quite flashes of landing that one big fish on fishing shows. I watched fishing shows when I was young, but it clicked early -- hey, they're spend a lot of time jabbering away and not catching fish. At other times, the editing clearly mixed different times of the day and seemingly different lakes. More disheartening was the fisherman who lands a 17-ton monster, shows it with pride that pops that baby back into the lake. In my head, "He's releasing Nessie. What gives?"

Anyway, an ice fisherman who caught and was laboriously landing a huge lake trout was Gustafson. I remembered the name distinctly from Grumpy Old Men. So, here this guy was, not in New England, ice fishing. It was too tragically funny. Later some older guy came up to help him land it. I didn't hear the playful, demeaning banter of "Putz", "bite me", "eat my shorts", or any of Meredith's more classic one-line phrases for sexual intercourse.

Dare to be stupid

No, not Weird Al, who actually is quite a smart and talented man. No, this Nate Dogg (who apparently panders to the poor spelling urbanites) isn't clear whether he signed contracts or not, but is suing anyway+++. So, um ... what would you say you do here, exactly.

Well, I'm never here on time. I'd say in a week I do about 15 mintues of actual work.

Oh, you mean like sing.

I don't sing.

Oh, then you play an intrument.

I don't play instruments.

So ... what ... do, skip it!

+++ "Then there was this (sung 'total eclipse of the sun') and I saw a plant that I could swear wasn't there a minute ago, but the old man sold it to me anyway for a $1.25" Little Shop of Horrors

cartoon dieting

From now on, Bobbalou , I'll be doin' the thinin' around here!
"Kabong!"
"Hi-ya!"

I don't think I'll stick with it, but I hope to drop some weight with regular moving. Winter hasn't given me the hours of sheer joy with shoveling out the plowed in ice-drives of mine and neighbors. Four years ago --- hours upon hours upon hours. That was a workout! I used the snowblower, but the plows would encase the end of the drives in packed ice. Great!

I'll just consult the Hong Kong book of weight loss...
Thanks Scatman!

sign of dweebishness

Monkeyjack had a formula ("I've got an angle, Charlie")+ for calculating after sale costs on eBay auctions. He didn't use excel, but the google spreadsheet app showed the formula. I use excel and tested it to its limits, never having a fast enough machine to get it to do the heinous calculations of 3 years. I later saved results rather than calcluations. Anyway, I looked at the 22 character formula and said, "just like PASCAL". Wow! That's a dead language. I thought COBOL was too, until I saw job postings for it. My brother-in-law understood, from his brother that banks still use it.

Yikes! That's like using druidic code or Latin. That langauge is not developing. COBOL ++ or .COBOL, I don't think so.

+ one of the two funny skits of Heavy Metal, 1976

Hours spent

So, Monkeyjack mentioned EM and his "turn taking" lasting an hour in 'planning' before doin' jack-diddly-squat.

"I remember going to [unsavory locale] Taco Hades, getting back, eating, watching MTV and still -- he had not moved." Ah, Axis & Allies, the takes-forever game. It's more strategy than chess, with that disastrous loki known as lucky dice. You rolled thirty friggin' ones! You blankity blank blank (goes on) cheater! How the! And the game is won by the US that is mostly just a buffer who sends bombers to the UK ... much like the real WWII.

Monkeyjack also reminded me that one evening, leaving the board with all the pieces placed (marking locations, units and their numbers, cash, etc.) Walker had nicely cleaned up the game so that the boys could eat breakfast. Hours -- lost. That was a game I remember playing until 5 am, seeing Goldie in the morning, offering toast, pancakes and cereal. Top it off with some Hi-C, please! Poor John, still in HS, playing until 5, 30 minute trip home, then off to boring senior year. We weren't too kind to him on his last year.

If memory serves me well, Jeff tended not to do the marathon nights like John on school nights.

My father and I used to play the game, 3-5 hours, split over two days. There was a spare room, unused otherwise that was a nice place for the board -- a game in progress.

Haven't written 'bout her in a while

Kari Byron, not just a pretty face ... artistry is her passion. I examined her work. The pictures hint that the work is small and detailed. I found the flash animation belittled her work, but someone opted for the display tool. As a consesuer of art, I think I'm just about as picky with it as I am food and movies.

Sorry Kari, you're sweet, but I don't think I'm gifted enough to understand your work. Mixed media and sculpture -- I think are better received by art buffs. I'm too classical or untrained, as it were, to appreciate the finer works. Unlike art that I would normally trash -- meaning throw into dumpster for geological recyclilng, I can see effort and though processes behind the work. I still do not understand it.

Personally, I like growling

Kittie. "You got a woman to meow?" +

+ Billy Crystal movie, likely City Slickers or When Harry Met Sally

I just don't remember.

I close my eyes, and dream of home

Wasted Years, Die With Your Boots On

Iron Maiden. "Do not doubt the Bruce Dickenson", as said by Christopher Walken on SNL's Blue Oyster Cult skit, "More Cowbell".

iRobot

nope, not an apple product ... a movie supplement. I've already reviewed it. I watched it last night hoping that I would fall asleep, but no luck.

"I don't work for Robots!"

"What's his problem?"

"A robot killed his brother."
(crowd, "huh?")
"Dropped a piano on his head."

You Tube fun-loving Criminals

It isn't the first time the criminals who video taped their crimes will have that used against them. Some years ago, guys driving through town shooting people with pellet guns saw court too. The latest, duh is a case of three teens taping a beating of another teen girl. If you see any of the video, you will please note that they aren't the gansta wannabes or the outlet of urban violence that tends not to be taped. They are indeed, typical suburbanites who filmed the beating of an unliked girl in their school.

Crime has no face, color ... it lurks around. I guess the two things that will make the media drool on this is: young teen girls, white, on internet. Boy -- now that gives the media crap to write, eh?

panicked

"We are doing as much as we can."
Commander Gates does not share your optomistica appraisal of the situation.
I need more men.
Perhaps you can tell that to Gates when he arrives.
Gates, is coming here? We shall double our efforts.

Chimp has surprise for keepers

Yes, despite vascectomies, a female still got pregnanat. Worker Joel Horneytoad specualted that "so cute Teresa" the chimp obviously enticed and teased the male chimps and so much so that the vas deferons reunited. The curator instructed the staff to take samples. She didn't see Joel sweating bullets during her statement. He relaxed when she qualified that the sampels were to come from male chimpanzees. Joel volunteered to take the samples and to label them himself to root out the incompletely neutered male.

In an unrelated event, Joel checked himself into the hospital for a "routine mole removal" and was to be off work for the rest of the week.

Young Franken-tician

But weren't you one of those who voted yes on the war on Iraq? The same war that you are protesting now? The war were we (legislative branch) are arguing over the re-animation of our army?

Yes! Yes! Yes! We all know what I did! I'd rather be remembered for my small and dynamic bitching than my accidental relationship to a famous cuckoo idea.

"... switching from plus to minus and minus to plus . Nay, I alone could be capable of bestowing life" upon this hulk of an Iraqi democracy. "It has rotten brain I tell you." "Ixnay on the ottenray"

So, you put an abnormal brain in a 27 million tall, fundamentalist high, highly aggressive and armed gorilla?
Yeah, that's about it.

"Give him a sedagive"