He's rich!

He's rich!
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Back to the blog. I've lost the other picture somewhre. Anyway, rich duck redone. Not too shabby. Pardon the mini speaker.

Daffy rich

Daffy rich
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I'd certainly not bathe in coins or wear a diamond, but being rich wouldn't be bad. I would probably rub people the wrong way.

doses of bizare

Acid Keg
Creatures in My Head
Cowpunch (raunchy)

job posting

Company: Northeastern Center Inc Location: US-IN-Fort Wayne Base Pay: N/A Employee Type: Full-Time Employee Industry: Social Services Manages Others: no

Job Type: Health Care Professional Services Req'd Education: None Req'd Experience: Not Specified Req'd Travel: Not Specified Relocation Covered: No

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Professional

CHILD & ADOLESCENT
services is seeking a case manager to work in Steuben County Northeastern Center. Potential candidate will work with special needs children and their families assisting them in acquiring and maintaining necessary skills to remain in tack as a family. Bachelors degree required. Excellent benefit package. Send resume to Northeastern Excellent Benefits and competitive salary.

Send resume to: Human Resources
Dept ## P.O. Box ###, someplace, IN #####. EOE

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"in tack?"

Perhaps what job needs filled is the person sending and typing these request. I would have thought about it, until I saw that in tack isn't intact.

Jumping ship

I jumped ship (left teaching) and found myself in a sea of bad jobs. I don't want any of them. Interestingly enough, pursuing advertising is more difficult than I thought. There is "diddly squat" here, so I'll either have to move or skip that idea and find some other dull employment --- more likely, rather than diving lower hoping to find air.

Accent, schmacksent; I'm a SOB

I was asked from where I had my accent. I don't have an accent, but instead, I speak proper English, as for that I am marked as a foreigner. The most telling word, "water", pronounced with two syllables. No one, and I mean no one here says the word separated by syllables, but raher by hushed grunts, "wa(hushed "t")r" in one syllable. Moreover, general speaking they are left with wonder -- "I can't quite place it" is the common phrase.

Then how come you have an accent, how come?
Accent? That isn't an accent; those are correctly spoken words.
You were naughty to make me think you were a foreigner. I will have to punish you good.

--- paraphrased an adapted from Bugs Bunny's first adventure with the abomidable snowman; this scene with is Daffy Duck.