Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Now Entering Madness 6



in reflection of Boondocks ... I thought of this

What's worse than Family Guy?

Boondocks. I despise the comic -- the last time I read it was years ago. Now they have it on Cartoon Network. What's funny about Santa being visciously attacked by a pre-teen armed with a golf club?

Oh, wait ... I've got it now; absolutely nothing!

Wacky & Stupid

Hey! You lied to me. So did you. And you did too!

Luke in heaven confronts all the poeple he knew.

Navigator on a spice freighter? Don't they have computers for that? -- c/o Uncle Owen
Obi Wan has taught you well. Well, no he hasn't. I killed him early, then you couldn't do half the things the REAL jedi could do, let alone the Sith. Man! See what happens when a father isn't there to raise the child? -- c/o Vader / Ani
Yoda, you can't die. Twilight is upon me. Oh wait ... that's right. You'll see me later in an asteral form. Yeah ... not dying. You were right. -- c/o Yoda
Oh ... and Yoda didn't train me -- c/o Obi Wan
You're the best kisser. Hey! Give me a break. I knew there was something odd. Did you know we were related? I just remember images of my mother really. She was sad. Okay ... I never saw a picture of her. -- c/o Leia