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Rumsfeld was quoted as saying that he once ate a hamburger this thick. Apparently it was monumental for the news caught it and is running with it. I understand that he followed with some statement about having cole slaw with his picnic too.

Logically, you missed

Spock didn't find me. Ha!

I'm sure she's safe

I mean, Anne only photographed a naked John Lennon next to Ono on the cover of Rolling Stone. I'm sure that she'd never do anything "racey" or "obscene". That's exactly why Miley should have been shocked when Demi Moore, pregnant and naked, photographer positioned her into sexual poses. It certainly couldn't have been bad or sexual pictures if she were to expose her naked back and cover herself with a sheet on the front.

Oh, no ... not sexual at all. Clearly sprawling out in 80's Madonna dance poses isn't suggestive. Yeah, Miley was completely snowed by the cunning of the poorly chosen photographer who doesn't mind softcore on magazines.

To blame: Miley, her father, photographer, magazine.

The, "I'm sorry" comes as little consolation after that. I mean, Disney's squeaky clean image was tarnished with just that! It never got a punch in the chin with Britney Spears wearing body suits and dancing like a succubus or mouth-kissing Madonna an older bi-sexual. It never hurt Disney with Lindsley Lohan and showing off her drinking and debauchery. Justin Timberlake never did anything bad, like "Dick In a Box", or maybe he did.

Clearly, none of these children ever made a decision of their own to be poor role models, prone to growing up, and living in a false reality of entertainment. "I shouldn't have to suffer any consequences, after all, I'm America's sweetheart!"