jobs abroad

I have highlighted a few of the tell-tale signs here. The ending is great. Applicants should be native English speakers. Do you suppose that would make a difference? You can teach English in other countries, even if you only have a high school diploma. Eh? Isn't that, like ... gonna be trouble? I think the company might get pwned or punk'd if they chose the wrong dude, get it?

check mate 1

Oh, yeah ... she's just waiting for me. I mean, look at her. You can see why she's having difficulty finding a guy. It might be really hard to find a guy wanting to date her.

holding onto Nurse Chapel

holding onto Nurse Chapel
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

That isn't the Vulcan "neck" pinch. It looks more like the Nimoy grope. Star Trek blooper reel.

Halloween scare (warning graphic pictures)

gerny running over bloody masses of organs

Jacob's Ladder unpretty scenes

Pay to get paid

Secret shopper ad. Get paid to shop. I guess this is the first stop?

Here's my, "duh" comment to you; you're getting ripped here!

Log rhythm

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

from Blamo

Thank You, Lenny

Keep him in place

Yeah, you see Ma made coffee and cakes and everything.

The awful truth is revealed and the Masked Man is reviled.

I'm just waiting here for some, "Thank you Masked Man"s.

I got it, though the video leaves something to be desired, it is ... "Thank You Masked Man" by Lenny Bruce. It is a cult favorite.

not Pixar

Atom films presents a story of a cold, but creative snowman.

pun tricks

Olympics with wild, crazy, violent animation. I found it funny on several points.

Bruno Bozzetto, creator, has done many works. This is a prety good example of his talent.

Blinded

Blinded
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I took this at hospital months ago. Now, I'm not blinded by anything ... say, like the sun that hasn't shown its full self in quite some time! My goodness this fall is gloomy! The only bright things are the colors, but sadly dulled with the gloom. I'd kinda like a nice, bright day -- maybe three before all the leaves are gone.

I have a couple of trees here that don't drop their leaves for just any storm or just any cold, but only severe cold or tornado wind. I'm not quite sure what's wrong with the trees, but they are greedy leave hoarders that keep raking a full-season job, regardless of the rest of the area. BTW: if you have a chain link fence ... you are going to get leaves and its inescapable. The leaves will be mostly neighbors' leaves.

Some time I'll see a shot like this again and shoot it with my camera rather than this lackluster pic from the cellphone.

high hopes

Admin./Clerical

Assistant Office Manager
Computer, typing, phone skills needed. Organized, depenable, honest, self starter. $##,###, Local Co., South side.
Send Resume and Salary history to:
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"depenable", that's me cuz I always uz good Engrish and spelchek

Sometimes laypersons just don't understand

From the local police briefs there are ... well, peculiarities about the charges and sentences. Whereas some drunk drivers are held without bail, others get ROR. Cons who resist arrest and are dealing cocaine get bail, but not other criminals. It's nice to have the info, but it leaves me not understanding. I'm sure there are reasons for it all, but luck of the draw with judges clearly plays a role. It's just intersting to see.

Aaron Hathaway, 34, was booked on a probation violation charge. He was being held without bail.
Amanda Green, 50, was booked on a probation violation charge. She was being held without bail.
Thomas Pendergraft, 35, was booked on a probation violation charge. He was being held without bail.
Trent Gaulden, 24, was booked on a probation violation charge. He was being held without bail.
Arland Johnson, 20, was booked on a charge of violating home detention. He was being held without bail.
Roxanne Waye, 36, was charged with violating home detention. She was being held in lieu of $5,000 bail.

Joshua Lambert, 23, was booked on a burglary charge. He was being held without bail.
Richard King, 30, was booked on a burglary charge. He was being held without bail.
Terri R. Barnes, 36, charged with violating forensic diversion. She was being held without bail.
Terry Washington, 31, was booked on a charge of non-support of a dependent. He was being held without bail.
Troy Bradbury, 28, was booked into the lockup on a charge of being a habitual traffic violator. He was being held without bail.

Joshua Mault, was booked on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and being a minor in possession of alcohol. He was being held without bail.
Joe Carlisle, 43, was charged with possession of a controlled substance and driving with a suspended license. He was being held in lieu of $3,250 bail.
Kenneth Niswonger, was booked on charges of resisting law enforcement and operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He was being held in lieu of $3,250 bail.
Donald Slay, 42, was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He was released on his own recognizance.
Raul Jimenez, 22, was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He was released on his own recognizance.

Angela Mason, 34, was charged with three counts of fraud to an institution and three counts of theft. She was being held in lieu of $37,500 bail.
Erica Lightning, 32, was booked on seven counts of fraud. She was being held in lieu of $17,500 bail.
Jeffrey Gleason, was booked on a theft charge. He was released on $2,500 bond.
Nickolas Bolin, 18, was booked on a charge of aiding in a burglary. He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bail.
Vincent True, 24, was booked n a charge of receiving stolen property. He was released on $2,500 bond.

Michael Storch, 45, was charged with two counts of resisting law enforcement, receiving stolen auto parts and possession of paraphernalia. He was being held in lieu of $6,500 bail.
Montreale Turner, 28, was charged with dealing cocaine and resisting law enforcement. He was being held in lieu of $53,250 bail.
Stephen Pinkney, 41, was charged with cocaine possession, resisting law enforcement and receiving stolen property. He was being held in lieu of $5,750 bail.

Ronald Buchanan, 37, was charged with domestic battery. He was being held in lieu of $5,000 bail.

not likely to see 2008

A man stands alone, in opposition to criminals. His house has had damage from fire and other vandalism. This man's stance against the evils around him will undoubtedly make him admirable, but unlikely a martyr. I think this man's exit from life will be quick and diagnosed as health related. Sad to say that most people, including myself, would not likely combat the locals here for control over the area--being respectful and clean. God speed to him.

and then they found another layer

The area is rampant with unemployment, crime, incest, poverty, poor and limited housing. What could possibly make this more ... oh! I see that they found yet another, and this time is isn't a person thing. Toxic waste found in center near low-cost housing and a school with the most at-risk students. I think this area should be renamed Bangladesh.

Dare to be stupid

Wah! You didn't tell me you were going to adopt him! I just thought you'd raise him. Okay, number one: farming your child out to America to notorious BCH was your first mistake. Your second one was having group argue with and for you. Your third mistake was stating that you didn't know she was going to adopt the boy. Uh, you're dumber than you think we are.

Of course she was going to adopt him. Of course you knew that. Of course money that could be spent on your child and raising him will now be wasted in court and in lawyers' fees. Who wins, certainly not the boy. What a complete assinine situation!