I gots me sum money

IRS was laughing at my return.

Whoa, honey!

I think we need to reduce, reuse, recycle at this point. There's just too much junk in your trunk.

when, one time Scott got him drunk

He was capable of making no sense at all. This was circa 1989-1990. While he may very well have been correct, we will never know what he was thinking when he scrawled his message on the yellow pages. Thanks, Scott, for telling me this story.

+ this isn't the original page, of course

no reward