Miraculous shot

Monkeyjack was on his roof, washing out his gutters when he mentioned to me to "look out" when he dropped the hose.  The result was that the ladder fell and the hose, as he predicted, landed handle down -- spraying.  He guessed it would hit me, but instead hit my bag from grocery store and my jacket.  Nice shot, Jenson!

 

If he would have hit with the hose, not water, I could have deducted another full point from what he owes me, from my incidents of hitting him, once on the first day of honeymoon, before they left town.  I nearly gave him a concussion.

 

I doubt he'll match that one.

One gun to kill them all

well ... technically, a truckload of ammo and a gun and miraculous accuracy, luck, tactics, and determination, but if you hold your breath, I feel a man like you could do it!

I just looked at a criminal history (sex offenders) in the several zip codes making my city.

Shotguns, though leaving some chemical signature are relatively traceless, but only effective as close-quarter weapons with no potential for silencing. I did see the Extrme2 video, showcasing the very limited recoil autoshotgun, with 3/4 length barrel, 8-10 shot max load, farily lightweight (compared to other shotguns). At >$2,000, I'll wait on it, but lawyer season, courtesy of Dick v.p. has started. I like sex offender season should open soon too.

Frankly, putting them on a flotilla for navy shooting practice makes more sense and more quickly recycles the biomass, but that just won't happen.

Trampoline shake up

not as tasty as the fair lemon shake up, but just as acidic ... stomach acids coming to visit me ... yuck! I spent 20 mintues bouncing, but my stomach spent another 15 after that. No amount of water could console my stomach. Puppy poop abounding ... not helpful for the stomach either.

I was with Cramers and Amanda; puppies chewing, brawling, crawling -- Charlie wanting only to play his games -- I was 'ill' so limited.

To the mix, a pizza (which I should have opted not to order, in favor of bread sticks & cheese, with gooey dough. Anyway ... a good time, but I was a disspointment for the kids as I will tired from working landscaping, then little rest ... illness following. I hope next time I can be a real person and feel well ... do and run and play.

Now Entering Madness 55 (We Elected)

courtesy of myself

I don't like politicians

Now Entering Madness 54 (Fear)

courtesy of myself ... drawn in minutes.

The frog inside is trying crawl out