New from Ronco -- Spell Becker

Have anyone of these would-be funny characters help you in spelling

like: Cheers, believability, longevity, watchability, syndication, comedy, hilarious ...
wait, there was none of that, but they can help you with:
dull, dry, mutable, re-writable, unedited, unscripted, suicide watch, slothful, and "blam" [sound from the gun firing hollowpoint bullet into your head to prevent show from penetrating your mind]

It's Spell Becker and it's free! Pick up your copy today, found in local retail stores next to kitty liter and scoopers.

complaint from rocker

I would like to lodge a complaint against James Cameron for not considering our song, Lovin' Every Minute Of It, to be used in the movie Terminator 2.

Clearly,

"I'm not man or machine
I'm just something in between
...

Ready-Aim-Fire "

could have been used for the cyborgs.  We're pressuring Cameron now becuase, it's like -- we're not getting gigs anymore, man!

Monster Bill

So -- when the government rises taxes, I'm paying for these? Military ads?
"Paid for by the US Army" pans out to paid for by taxpayers, or are they now self-sufficient and no longer need US government dollars to operate?

pages of "a"

in the phonebook, it was novel to start your business with an A -- being first, possibly more likely to be called by new customers.

 

Looking for jobs on Monster, I saw 13 pages of 20 with "a" first compnaies.  That's hardly original now.  I think companies should either choose a memorable name or heavily market their name.

I'm a taxpayer, but why do I have to pay for this?

I count eleven entries there. Why am I paying for that? Well, technically, I'm not much paying for it, as I'm not presently working, but ... I will work and have worked and do pay for the National Guard. Moreover, I should have an option to pay for advertising here on Career Builder.

HEAVY BARREL

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Originally uploaded by AAgpalo.

What I didn't expect to see on flickr. With a little looking through the selection, there is a reason behind this weapon.

And for this, you get the distinguished Discrimination Award

To the Muslims over the worold, I implore you. If you think, know or suspect any terrorist activity -- point out suspects and activities. Too often, a bomb explodes and there are people picking up the pieces and others looking for clues. Still, other Muslims cheer, dance and in other ways condone the murder of others via worn bomb, timed, or random act. I can't think of a US channel cheering over Hezbollah's death tolls. I can't see a TV channel delighting with the death in Iraq. I don't see BBC broadcasting citizens dancing in the street with Al Queda arrest.

It should be no wonder then, that this group of 20 people were Muslim, wanting to blow up plane loads of people on their way to and from UK and US. This is furthers stereotypes.

To the Muslims of the world, be pro-active and root out this evil-doers. Soon, their actions and the generalized (or over generalized) response of Muslims complacent or condoning their actions will lead to one thing ... Arab and Muslim discrimination. "Who cares", might be a response, until Muslims are nearly or outright banned from US entry (even visiting). Continued bombing and murder plots will only further the gulf between very diverse cultures. I would guess, in another couple of decades of this madness -- there will be an unwritten, "open season" on Muslims, regardless who or where they are. That's a damn shame!

What do I suggest -- cut it out! Stop it! Eliminate your own terrorist groups. Wipe them out completely, rather than non-Muslims getting too tired to fight people one-on-one and go to a more defensive screen -- genocide. I believe soon, Muslims will indeed get genocide -- of themselves, by people tired of having to defend themselves from them. There are only a few strings left keeping Israel from genociding any and all Muslims. The US and UK aren't keen on them either.

I can think of many groups and, yes -- states that would volunteer for para-military action if there were no bag limits on killing of Muslims, not that they would care anyway. Herein, they would base it on "reletive color" rather than culture, language, clothing, region, and many other specifics. Bubba and kin, and Rolf and his neo-Nazi cadre, illegally armed would just love to make the world safe for "whitey".

Loss control

I'm thinking of Van Halen here, but I missed my appointment today. I should restate that I didn't attend my appointment, rather than "miss" it. Sales, sales, sales (like "Guns, guns, guns."+).
My sister told me of the hell that is her life. Much like dominoes: son gets pulled over twice in one day (having to drive to pick him up in Ohio), husband gets in accident last night suffering possible whiplash, daughter has repeat infection.
Perhaps Brainstew would be a better song.

+ Robocop, stated by Clarence Bodiger

I don't wanna!

I have an interview today, for which I'm to allow one to two hours. What the? I'm to bring a recent copy of my resume' and a list of questions.
So, if I sent my resume to get the job, then why do they need it again?
I have never, and I mean never, had a two hour interview. The longest interview I've had, sans demonstration of products, was 35 minutes. It's like a bad date after a while. So, is there a way that I could not insult you too badly by running the [blank] away from this? You see .. I think live liver extraction might be more pleasant. One to two hours ... talking about the history of the company, career path ... It sounds like mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus. You have the box of stuff that everyone wants, then you sell that and make money.
Actually, it's selling financial to senior citizens, but apart from cold calling, I guess I'm to either get a condo for presentations, rent out a local restaraunt for free lunch and consultation, or sell my soul to Satan. Ha! I don't think so ... uh, uh. No, sir.
I guess I'll go; I don't know. Sounds like a typical sales job. He already planned a one to two hour interview? To talk about what? Maybe there's something else planned. I've been targeted by the mob. Show up for death. I'll look to see if I'm walking on plastic.