Intolerable cruelty

the movie -- anything that is plotless.  If it smells like a bum -- more than a butt, bum -- six weeks unbathed, crappy (literally) clothes, pissy (literally) attitude, coupled with ignorance, meshed with urbanlect.

 

If it has Keanu Reeves -- let it, like superman drink itself to death before making it to the big screen.

If it has Kevin Costner, let it die in perilous WWIII like Postman

If it has a gay gay gay gay gay ... let it river dance its way out of the theater

and if it panders to 5% of the population -- let it remain a "direct to DVD" special.

 

I don't like the intolerable cruelty producers are inflicting on the public with crap, crap with flowers, computer generated crap, 3-D crap, and big-sonofagun's crap.  How about honest to goodness -- good stuuf.  "Door to Door" while not fantastic, by most people's measures, was good, albeit slow.  I like William H. Macy and Kyra Sedgewick (Bacon).  The movie, based on ture events, was "heartwarming" as announced.  Sappy, but good.  Take CSI, please!  Ship that stinker off like Jersey pollution.

 

Try the novel approach, something that friggin' matters or dumb funny stuff without the narration.  America's Funniest Home Videos would be number one spot if they dropped the moronic narration.  Get it?  Animal Planet's animal videos would be number 1 or 2 without the schmuck commentary.  Why add the stuff, when the majority of persons either tune out or mute it?

 

Spike has Japanese TV game show.  It is terrible with Ed, Edd, & Eddy narrating.  Just can the narration and roll that lovely bean footage.

moichandizing!

Where the real money from the movie is made--merchandising. There's Space Balls the Yogert Doll, Space Balls the soft ball, Space Balls the flame thrower.

May the Farce be with you!

whatsa dis?

It'sa pictures of my wife and Antonio Brazza.

It means, Antonio Brazza sleeps with your wife!

burn me puter.... burn me all night long

for if you burn me puter, you'll grow hot and (I'll be) gone. What the? I have the Little Shop of Puters Dell that loves to burn the snot out of my legs.

Feed me!
Does it have to be skin?
Feed me!
Does it have to me mine?
Feed me [my name], feed me all night long! 'cause when you feed me [my name], I'll burn hot and long.

I'm left with questions like, "I don't know! I don't know! I have so ... so, many strong, reservations!"

hands wrinkled, pain ensues

update
Originally uploaded by fartparty.org.

"psychosomatic, out of control -- insane ... take the pressure"

funny, but rude comic series ... worth the time, www.fartparty.org

Curse it, I lied ... I'm not asleep! Here's a Schel picture

Salutatations Kevin and family -- extending!

goodnight, for now

Chihiro (Sen) from Spirited Away

cute, somewhat relevant to American culture -- much of it is lost in translation, but overall good, though too slow for many audiences.

Clayton Bigsby; Black white supremicist

Clayton Bigsby; Black white supremicist
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

revealing himself, at the request of the idiot crowd, who he really is.

Moreover the shocking revaltion of his ethnicity, is the telling stupidity of generalized followers of anything. Blinded by preferred ignorance, drones follow tedious tasks for the goal of the hive-mentality.

In his, non-attempt to sound southern, Dave punctuates his Clayton Bigsby speech with, "white power" in an near-effeminant voice--perhaps not unintentional.

Who's the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him? What's missing from the scene is Eninem and Pantera playing in the background--hate, rape, glory unto oneself -- hallmarks of sects.

Should Dave choose to retire, thanks Dave for all the laughs!

Sales

Let me get this straight. Your company sells ... log pullers?
Yeah. The best log pullers made. And they're made right here in the USA.
It looks like a leash.

Look, do you want the job or not?
Yeah [timidly spoken]
Okay, here's a list of leads.

--reading the list--

Howard Beaver, Clayton Beaver, Harry Beaver ... DAM IT! I thought selling snarfblatts to nerherders was tough, this will be impossible!

Shit her

even that would be painful. Look, can't you see it's the last act of a desperate exhibitionist?

I don't care if it's the last act of Henry the VIII, I'm leaving!

My suggestion is ... get backstage to be the prop person and make sure that she dies for art -- really, suffering and all. I don't like her and haven't liked her. She has been the face of Christianity, when it suited their purpose, now, she's doing a mock crucifiction. I'd suggest it be her last concert. Now, I'd do it on just principle -- in that I don't like her, but ...
now I'd be revered by Muslims, Jews, and Christians alike. I killed that -- thing, called Madonna.

I could even have either Robert England to jump onto stage to finish the act, or have a Hellraiser moment, when some super-graphic masochistic fatality. "We have such sights to show you!"

Better still, don't go and let the empty place pull in no money, leaving the "star" to fade away.

"Like a victim; hey! Killed for the very first time. Like a vi-i-ic-tim, bleeding and then dying."

+ news of this was courtesy of my brother-in-law

Vote for this Republican (if you're in Indana)

He is, by far, either in league with the most earnest people, or he, himself is so earnest. For this man, I always cast my vote. Mike Ripley, Indiana house 79. I may not be the most credible source for voting tips, but he's reliable.

Thanks Mike!

interview short

The ramshackle place -- okay, roughly assembled place is next to a cemetary. Their external signs are absent and it's in a poorer section of town. Surprising, I see big names (in semi-expensive) signs along the wall. The reek of new carpet abounds in the place. My interview was short; likely depicting my chances of obtaining my job preference (if any job) with that company. The store next to them sold headstones -- for the resting place of dead-end jobs and job attempts.

It was, however, an interview.

Rick James after the slap

Rick James after the slap
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

left in wonder why he was slapped by good friend, "Darkness" Charlie Murphy. "But that was weeks ago."

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug", Rick James confesses. If you ever want a reason not to do cocaine, watch Charlie Murphy true Hollywood storeis from Dave Chappelle. Candid display of degraded intellect from drug use.
....
In this scene, he was flying high, but generally happy. I'd like to think that if I iwere bartending, that I would, not be high-but exceeding happy mostly. Having to finally deal with the fifraf that came and stayed would weigh down on me. Ultimately, I would either surrender to alcohol or much more wisely, quit.

"Com on Dave, give me a break."
"One break, coming up!"+

+ Van Halen's, Change

What's the big news?

I went to Indy Star newspaper and found this!

I don't doubt the need to see a boy drenched with refreshing cold water, but the top news is 3 shot dead. How does it relate?

As bad as it gets?

Hugh Jackman (Van Helsing, Wolverine) in Oaklahoma
Renaissance actor Hugh Jackman proves he's more than just a pretty face (or a superhero, for that matter) in this impressive turn as Curly in the National Theatre's production of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Oklahoma!" Jackman, accompanied by acclaimed thespians Maureen Lipman, Josefina Gabrielle and Shuler Hensley, sings the show's best hits, including "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning," "The Surrey with the Fringe on Top" and the title song.

I think that's as bright of an idea as casting Billy Crystal as the president in West Wing or Ellen Degeneres in Vanessa Williams: Untold Miss America story.

Gettin' flakey with it

Blogspot is getting less reliable. I tried much of this week to go and edit my posts, to no avail. What is the issue? It's just upsetting.

3, is a magic number +

I got a mess of spam yesterday, crud! Thankfully it was sitting in suspected spam folder, but golly! It's been pretty clear for a while. If you are ever in doubt, and don't have the ability to see the email account who's sending you the "supposed real email", then follow the rules:

if it is 1 KB or less -- kill it
Magic numbers are 2, 14, 26 KB. I kid you not. I was looking for trend and that is it! What is magical about the email size is a mystery, only that these numbers are generally the spam email sizes.

+ from Schoolhouse Rock