Who wet my phone?

Oh, I did, in my haste and not well drying -- not drying my hands. It went into vibrate mood and I had to yank the battery. Later I found that's what they reccomend, really? I called the phone company, and since I didn't have insurance on the phone, I'm likely out if it doesn't work after drying. I don't have high hopes.

After talking with the rep, I was left with the impression ... (think of the joke of a person being bitten by a rattlesnake in a bad area), "What did the doctor say?"
"The doctor said you're going to die" (said the "friend" not wishing to suck the poison out of the area)

Should I be labeled as a hazard?

Apparently my sister thinks so, with this odd magnet that was attached to my birthday card, some time ago.

I think I'll keep it!

Now Entering Madness 59 (diet sentence)

courtesy of myself, Mat 21, 2006

graphic sentence about diet

Now Entering Madness 59 (Punk Rock)

cartoon courtesy of myself, May 21, 2006

Punk rock for the fun of it, much like the 70's-80's ad for Putt-Putt

Now Entering Madness 58 (bum wrap)

cartoon courtesy of myself, May 21, 2006

Woman experiences bum wrap, by wearing ribbon on butt.

Now Entering Madness 57 (Purist)

cartoon courtesy of myself, May 21, 2006

alcoholic purist collapses after finishing bottle of grain alcohol

Now Entering Madness 56 (Mark this way)

cartoon courtesy of myself, May 21, 2006

Mark this way -- dog marking wall