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23 Minutes in Hell

It was a suggested book. Well, I believe this guy believes what he's saying. The writing has serious "glitches"+, but here . (PDF).. read for yourself.

Man is taken to Hell to view the torments of others experiences some of his own.











+ [spolier] "It was pitch black", "I saw my flesh pulled away."

tit for tat

Iran tested missiles that could reach Israel and US bases. The US reminded Iran that it had missiles in the US already capable of delivering packages heavier and faster than FED EX could ever do. The US has kindly sent Iran some more nuclear material with new ICBM delivery service. When it absolutely, positively has to get there in 20 minutes. The silent service carrier will send the package upon completion of the transaction.

Click ... done.

Is that the end?

the paint mark is real ... I just added letters

"Look at my Mexican stance!"
I got this via cell phone with, "There's more than corn in Indiana"

3rd grade text

My niece discarded an old notebook. I gathered the sheets and will sparsely keep it alive. When possible, I will use the specific text written on her pages.

Thank you J.

Taking care of a dog is a big job because you need to give it lots of you’re time. You have to give the dog some food that cost money. To top it off you have to clean up after the dog since the poor dog can’t do that. But it is really nice to have a dog.

My stuff that I did today
Today I played soccer and our team lost. It was forth agensed fith gread. It was a weared game and we went back and forth. We would of got a shot of getting a score but Katty passed the ball to the fith fread team so we lost and the fith gread wone. I don’t think I am good at soccer at all. I hop we will wine the next time.

I would’n call the president. Enstead I would call my Grandma

My family has a mom a dad my Sister and my brother. I have 10 animals 4 frogs 1 turtle 2 birds 2 bunnys 1 dog. We have a white house with a play ground. Some times we have whasps that schar me. My brother is 18 and my sister is 13. My mom is 42 and my dad is 42 too I think they are old.

Fall ideas for writing:
“Racking, My hallowing”, were under the category of "true"
“the night I will not never forget, The honted house, weired people, Tormomowers Fright”, were under the category of “macked up”


Whut I Do to mack myself feel Better. If you need some edvice or if you don’t. I’m going to tell you whut I do when I wunt to feel better. I play with my animals and if they don’t to play with them they allwares do wunt to be played with so I don’t have to worry about that. Whell that’s all by

What would I pack for a perfect lunch? There would not be a favort lunch for me. Exrpet if my lunch had ice cream with choklet coverd rasons. Cholet shake.

Things I need to upprove on. I’m going to be a better student. I want to be a better speller and try to get my greads higher. Also I want to be better in life.

My favorite thing to do if I want to cool off in the summer time is to go swimming. I love going swimming because you can have fun while you cool down. Pluse you can flote so you can have a tan and you arnt burning up. I love going to the pool it cools me down.