Reagan roasts

Reagan roasts
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

"And if it hadn't been for Frank (supporting me throughout my campaign), who knows .... I might have become President." At the time of this recording, marked as 1981, but 1970s, he was governor.

Walk Backward

Enter macabe , replay possibilities in head --- outcome never certain, but always the same; what I remember. Betrayed, life improved only after losing then gaining. I've never quite bright, dark and not light, if only I had a dark secret -- at least then I could finger point. Alas, I've no business pointing my finger at anyone. I only wish I had an "alter" spending my energy, gathering money somehow so that I could find that, quash madness and stomp out many flames at once.

Then, thinking about it, maybe I'd rather have the third arm.

In a word -- crappy

It was my week. Borrowing my own money seems to be a difficulty. If MetLife were close by, I'd drive there and finish up the paperwork and transfer myself. Okay, they have my paperwork for two weeks -- still, they haven't processed it. I'm asking for only $1,000 of my own money! How tough can that be? They have all my info -- address, phone, everything vital. What gives?
--- back to the more critical, though not being able to pay bills is critical,
My mother had a couple of really bad nights -- in so much pain, overdosing on other things ... terrible, unpretty -- I wish not to see it again, though got another shadow of it on Thursday.

What was to be a "30 minute" trip to hospital for pre-admission testing, was in fact, 3 some hours -- nearly 4. In the end, she should be ready to go, but now needs to exercise to gain muscle in arms, for that's what she'll use to lift herself.
I doubt that she will successfully complete the physical rehab and on top of that ... she is a bad surgery risk.

I'm not really sleeping well anymore ... Tyler Durden lurks with my face, selling soap, dreams, discontent, revolution to the masses. I like being alive, but this hell I've had is akin to death (for Hell is death+). I have heavy eyelids all the time, matched with dull wit and unsightly bursts of angry talk about topics for which I have some opinion, usually soundbite news (serial murderer cofession, inconsistent with facts) etc.

I'm writing little because I generally unmotivated. I now have a very wonderful schedule of reading job postings, responding to job postings, checking "potential spam" folder for possible responses finding few -- several times daily.

On the bright side, I never traded in my car for one with worse gas mileage and for a higher loan. Thanks God!

+ as defined by absence of life (love, existence, religious continuity; be it proximity to God, or restoration of self)

C3-PO has a better chance at a job than I do

Not only can't I program them, I can't even hope to be a binary load lifter.
Damn!

girl expresses demands

girl expresses demands
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she was stopped by friend, Rabbit, who warned her to be careful of the wolf, for he would jump on her bones and play with her cleavage. She said, "thanks, I'll be okay."

A short while later, friend Owl reminded her of the dangers of the wolf and again, Red dismissed Owl with, "Thanks" showing a 9mm handgun for protection.

Minutes later, the wolf jumps right in front of her stating that he was going to jump on her bones and play with her cleavage.

"Oh no you're not", screamed Red. She brandished her pistol, leveling it on the wolf's head between his terrified eyes. "You're gonna eat me, just like it says here in the book!"

four buttons and "all" feature

categories: all (meaning canine anal sacks or duct glands could be followed by Kobiashi Maroe then shitaki mushrooms and "where's the beef?")
Get your friends / team to say the phrase, without divulging any words that you see, then get peeved and hurl it like a frisbee.
Catchphrase or Catch**it

job serach

"We have received your resume"

It's missing the phrase, "Thank you for playing." I don't see a door here. I also don't see a window.