Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Comedy begins in Fall

New this Fall is "The bin Ladens", from the creators of "That 70's Show". You can't believe the explosive laughs when the bin Ladens make their home in London. Critics agree, "hallowed be Muhammad" this reality TV is more than just Al-Quada alrighta, it's funny at its core. He's a hard working scrap merchant with ties to international terrorism and his wife number sixteen in London can't seem to properly cook the Beef Wellington. The laughs continue when she plays bridge and bin Laden invites the guys over for non-drinking and gambling. Boy! Does she get in trouble for not obeying master at his beck and call.

It's black and blue misadventures the entire way in this Falls new hit-slap-punch-pulverize smash series, "The bin Ladens".

I think it's crap she married him and that I find it likely there are already people wanting "book rights" and media rights for television and movies. "He rocked Kabul, but couldn't rock my world -- especially in the bedroom."

"One time at Burka camp ..."

Brilliant chess move

So, some flaky bit (Brit) wed a bin Laden. Well, well, well. Knight to ... making it four moves from check. While the British might want to use the woman to spy on bin Laden, the bin Ladens will likely use the marriage to get more "relatives" into Britain, then the US.

Huh. I wonder if the bin Ladens believe in equal rights for women. Ha! Fat chance!

Geez!

You make one little boo boo at work and they just make the biggest deal out of it!