Harvey with Jimmy Stewart

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

Dealing with the obstinent

Cross that line!
[step]

That one!
[step]

What is teaching the defiant like... that for 6 hours.

Madness in many forms

He's gone mad!
[echoed several times!) disapaiting in the distance as Hiss slithers away from John's stick beating.]

Madness runs in my family. It practically gallops!

Arsenic and Old Lace
If you have not seen this wonderful old B&W movie, do! It's great!

He no mad ... he crazy!

Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
an avoidable movie

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Aldous Huxley

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."

Lewis Carroll

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone

Baltasar Gracian

Is he crazy?
In technical terms, he's a loon!

Terminator

The Frayed Ends Of Sanity

Never hunger
Never prosper
I have fallen prey to failure
Struggle within
Triggered again
Now the candle burns at both ends

Twisting under schizophrenia
Falling deep into dementia

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Birth of terror
Death of much more
I'm the slave of fear,my captor
Never warnings
Spreading its wings
As I wait for the horror she brings
Loss of interest,question,wonder
Waves of fear they pull me under

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Into run
I am sinking
Hostage of this nameless feeling
Hell is set free
Flooded I'll be
Feel the undertow inside me

Height, hell, time, haste, terror, tension
Life, death, want, waste, mass depression

Old habbits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Myself is after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

copied and usurped much to the displeasure of Metallica
Thanks guys, for all the work for a while. Hint -- don't win favors with the prison population. They are disposable (and not so heroes) and don't have income to buy your works.

Phony King of England -- c/o Disney

Oh the world will sing of an English King
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good King Richard leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' John

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England
A pox on the phony king of England!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known as John the First
He's sure to be known as John the worst
A pox on that phony king of England!

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointed head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Robin's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back

The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear
The breezy and uneasy king of England
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Prince John, that phony king of England
Yeah!

Word of mouth from R. Lee Ermey

Gunny Sergeant: "There is no precession in grenades, so therefore, you can't count and throw."

So I'm pullin' the pin!

You wouldn't dare!

Daffy Duck

1, 2, 10! Take that you dirty animal!

Angels With Dirty Faces

You draw the straws! I'm a takin' the parachute! Geronimo!

Yosemite Sam

Only a madman would throw the switch

That's it! I'm throwin' the switch! No more sanity, ever!

No! Not the third switch!
Throw it! Throw it I say!

Young Frankenstein

AMV Hell other parts

Because anime makes no sense

many sound bites ... very, very funny

great therapy for the delusional

trek to Hades

Lots of time ... but why?

Eww ... you farted!

ha ha ha ha ha

Eww! You farted again.

Okay ... once is enough, twice is too much. First graders and talking about farting. If you don't stop it soon, it won't ever stop and the farting won't either.

I was not the farter, but that was the conversation.

I've seen you work there before

Only ... it wasn't you, but you look just like him.
Where are these clones?

brazen

I'll just take that wallet, in full view of all the other people in the room. -- the thought of a would-be thief today.

After many lies, I sent her to a higher authority. The wallet was recovered with no money missing.

And the thinking behind this was?