Freddy Freaker

I'm not the only one who remembers!

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Freak phone
They played this on MTV a lot in '86 or '87. There was a weird puppet (Freddy Freaker) dancing, and I still don't know what the phone line was all about. But I still remember the jingle (although I don't know what order the verses go in). "1-900-490-FREAK. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation headin' up the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's jammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Two dollars a call, grrrr."

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Sad to say that it still makes me old

What I wanted to be

Hong Kong Phooey

Why? He can walk upright on his fingers, do a lot of impossible moves and has the voice of Scatman Crothers.

GWB clearer

President Bush giving the camera the finger.

Smiles & more

It's great to see you smile! When things are frustrating, show it!

These pictures, of course, were "sampled"

I follow directions

I got a strange package of _______ matter, with the note, "and die!"

the ______ didn't smell like anything I'd eat, didn't look like anything I'd eat and that's as far as I got. I couldn't ______ ______ and die, for I didn't try it. If any of you are interested in ______, I have some that you might have. It was nice of the person to offer it to me, but I decline.

masive remakes

Beverly Hillbillies
Green Acres -- think not? Hilton & Ritchee
Dukes of Hazzard
How about Courtship of Eddie's Father ... sans sexual situations
They did Little Rascals

How about Happy Days before jumping the shark?

Hey! Look at that, over there!

from an audio self guided tour in Michigan. Too funny! What the? Where? I missed it? I can't see you pointing and I can't ask you questions ... what a stupid, truly stupid prompt!
"This fork has only two tines. Next we have ..."

What the?
Why mention it if you have no secondary or informative commentary? That's just plain silly!