Battles

Hungarian Rhapsody vs Hungarian Rhapsody

How many times do we have to do this scene?

Britney vs Christina, Stalone vs Schwarzenneger

Dargon's Lair game

How old am I? [click] left ... [click] left ... [click] right
more Disney animation

Aww -- eeii!
Later converted to, "Tom Sheets"

How could America cuts costs, I wonder

Millions in jails and on parole, including murderers, rapists, child molesters. Hmmm, how would the clever person solve this dillema? I suppose wiping them out ... all of them, would be too "common sense" of an idea. I don't want to pay for child molesters' existences nor for rapists. Jailed, no food -- simple. Prompt execution, simple. What is the difficulty in this concept? People pay enough taxes. Why not spend the money not on criminals, but on areas that matter?

You could put together a team to pull a number 6 on them.+

+ Blazing Saddles, "That's where we come in a-whoppin' and a-whoopin' ev'ra thing in sight."

The man that probably destroyed my other car years ago

Fred Moore , 50, of the 4200 block of Plaza Drive, was booked into the lockup at 12:32 a.m. Tuesday on a charge of operating a vehicle after a lifetime suspension. He was being held without bail.

common sense shouldn't be law, but I guess it was necessary

You better make sure that the person is who you say it is. I don't care how certain you are after looking at the weight and height, you need to check and double check and ask someone else to check. This doesn't need to be a law, this is common sense. If you have two girls of similar characteristics in a crash, one dies and one in coma, you check and recheck. It doesn't have to be on your job description. The medical examiner who made the error should be fined or docked pay or something for such a careless error.

Witchy woman and ideas for augmenting laws

"Michigan woman provides drugs to kids" , not shocking, "in her care", not shocking. The law stating that children under 16 in a house where prostitution took place is an interesting one. I guess it's okay if your 16 year old is around when tricks are turned and Johns come in for sex. How do you figure? While prostitution is a crime, having a 16 year old there while you do it isn't a crime? This then begs the question, is it okay for a 16 year old to become a prostitute because clearly it isn't a violation for her to be there. Although it is a crime to do it, this law seems to blur the underlying themes of the crime.

"Okay, honey! Have a good time at Trixie's house. Say hello to Bambi! Stay out of trouble."
"Okay mom!"

Cry for me

He pleaded guilty to sex with a minor and since he didn't get his way again, he's crying to have a lighter sentence. Gosh ... sex with 14 year old, pleaded guilty, lost scholarship, serving time -- life's rough. He wants a misdemeanor not a felony now. Too little, too late! "Bull**** man! You made the deal, that's what [you get]!"+

+ Thank You Masked Man, Lenny Bruce

What used to take 2 hours, now takes all day

Hunh! I've sent applications from Germany, Europe to L.A. Lock me up, I'm on app 9125, cover my face, want to get out alive. Check my resume', all that jive ... I can't get:
a job to survive!

Then the HR said, "Boy just one more. I'm gonna throw your work in the city dump." He looked me in the eye and said, "you're in a slump". I said, "Yeah. Oh, yeah!"