plagued by rhetorical questions

Animal house: Flounder approaches a table where people are playing poker ...

"Are you guys playing cards?"

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More often than not ... I get similar questions that I meet with looks of ill-mood for their randomness or stupidity

Dented!

Marks of the event that put more texture to my car.

You might ask, which dents are they? The newer ones are white!

We're on the road to nowhere!

I'll just make this as easy to find as the money in Fargo -- along some post on a few-mile fence, in winter.

Knocks

stupid birds flying all around
into the window, from the ground
marks on the window, feather adhere
why fly into windows, utterly queer


As of late, one would think that the J Witnesses would be pestering the hoods, with all of the knocks I get. Also: others who visit, lack etiquette, ring the bell repeatedly, like pushing the elevator button to get the car there faster. Hey ... if you are trying to make an impression -- don't start by ticking off the occupant.