Missed me!

"There's a storm a comin'", they called. "Billions of tons of snow heading your way. You'll be up to your armpits in Marsians." All of this huffing and puffing and I see exactly diddly here. It was a bad call.

local market

The local market is going through, what environmentalists call desertification. Here, while I'm on the road, you can see in the distance where I might want to be. There is the arid wastes and scrubland between me and the distant hills. The concern is, what is over the hill and did I waste my time. In any respects, the area job market has gone dry.

They found the right man

3-knife operator & binder
Indianapolis is in luck

I fit the profile

I was not in Spokane, Washington at this time. I am willing to take a polygraph test to prove that the fart was not mine. I have, in the past, let go of the foulest, nastiest, rip-roaringest, farts of mass destruction. This fumes incident was not me, I swear with my nostrils clenched and my hand raised (closing my nasal passages).

Sincerely yours,

Stinky Le Pew

Fair trial

Defense counsel for John Evander Couey remarked that he could not get a fair trial. This came after 14 of the jury members said they were fairly certain he was guilty. A known sex offender pleading not guilty, what are the chances of that? The defense requested another part of Florida because Florida did a great job in the election and in some criminal cases.

Couey has "deep passions" that rule his actions, but plainly denies ever raping the (lengthy, poetic, lustful description) victim. He also noted that had he been the perpetrator, he would have had more consentual sex with the child before burying her alive. He then thought about his statement and recanted, blaming "hunger" for his poor judgment and sought a snickers bar to fight the hunger. His counsel capitalized on this, noting that since Couey clearly showed gay tendencies wanting a snickers bar, that there wasn't sufficient evidence to continue the case.

The judge disagreed and ordered the counsel to "shut [censor blocking] up!"
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Jokes aside, again make 2006 and thereafter the years of finding, capturing, convicting and executing sex offenders.

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New York, New York

CaQuincy and family live in New York. When I write about snow, they know it and live it. I think that dealerships should factory install plow mounts on all vehicles so you can move in winter.

toupee

The folks were commenting on the baldness ... of my tires. I wonder if they make toupees for tires?

Weatherman calls for smiting on Tuesday

Chance of precipitation ... 90% with 4-6 inches of accumulation. Whereas that isn't nothing in contrast to New York, it will mean more work for me. New Yorkers are likely used to the piling or the Snow Angel taking a dump on them on a fairly regular basis. This spot here in Indiana is a bit from from the lake and doesn't get nearly as much dumping. Still, I predict piles high and accidents abundant.