Suesses of Foxes in Soxes with Sneeches

Green Eggs & Ham anyone? Would you eat them with a Fox? Perhaps eat them on beaches with Sneeches (part 1 of 2) or with Sneeches (part 2 of 2) on beaches?

YouTube has stars upon thars!

Scout

I just didn't like the blurry picutre he had.

Well, that's the name MR gives her. I usually called her by her name. I used to pester her with "Confuse-Us says" notes while gurgling down lots of beers. Needless to say, my handwriting worsened as did my notes. It was great to hear that she got out of being bartender and is now going to get married.

Cinderella story, c/o MR is here.

Selling addictive materials

I decided that I couldn't do it. I can't sell drugs ... I can't sell tobacco. It would be apocalypse for me.

Wrong man

I looked at the job and thought, "Sweet! I could do that job." I got the short end with, "applicant has too much body."+
Again, I thought, "Sweet!"
I was corrected again that "too much body" wasn't flattery.

Come to find out that it was a mechanics job. Wow! I'm so sore.

+ I suppose this is only marginally better than, "applicant doesn't have enough body".

Old man Winter got tuckered out

These are two separate shots, taken within seconds of each other. The winter looks mean, but it was all wind. Today, hours later, the streets are cemeent, only wetness to remind anyone that it snowed at all. In other parts of the country, winter frozen and dumped and smoted cities. Here, we were dusted with snow, beaten lightly with wind, but suffer only from the gray gloom of winter.

Today, we got sun! Sun, glorious sun!