Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Kentucky, as backward as they wannabe

Kentucky -- be sure to drink your moonshine (like drinking your Ovaltine). Be sure you got yer gun loaded, ma! Kentucky, where time doesn't stand still -- rather, it is an odd parallel universe.

I guess that takes the edge off Indiana, where people link Kentucky and Indiana as the central state hicks. Hoosiers might not have produced the best Vice Presidents, but most of the state isn't Kentuckiana.

gap-toothed and slobbery

There was a jail break, courtesy of smart po-leese work. Man has fax sent in to police demanding his release. Read here to find out why it is newsworthy.

Police who aren't literate enough to find the grammatical errors in the fax, lacking letterhead and signature, to mention the least of the situation.

Barney Fife must have made captain there.