signs of being old

signs
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I kept this one because ... Ferguson was Lisa's old name. Kinnerk was the road (unlike its present condition and shape) where I nearly killed myself and two friends stupidly driving too fast on a gravel road. Did I mention that I was dragging a Yosemite Sam on the back. The Yosemite Sam, we found on someone's curb to be hauled away by the trashman.
The car was stopped by a guide wire to a telephone pole. The car was never again the same, but I thought of this while I walked down the road again -- decades later.

sleep aid

sleep aid
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Diphenhydramine HCl 25mg
The box didn't include possible side effects like, ineffectiveness, grogginess, stomach cramping and working solidly for only 2 hours, thereafter in a hazy restlessness. I'll mark that next to tylenol pm as really, quite ineffective. Six beers+ are more likely to make me rest than this stuff!.

+ after body uses up the sugars in a fury of mental activity going nowhere and some limited hyperactivity.

If I could only get some quality sleep.

Where I'll be on the 24th

My mother will have surgery, and quite frankly, she's not a good surgery risk or a good patient. She'll reside here and at rehab for several weeks.

digging hole for swimming pool

I thought that I'd be done by now, but I wasn't wasn't sure it was deep enough.

James Potty and Flash (re-edited)

Flank wonders what he's doing.

James Potty more homo than metro sexual

Flank strange shopping habits

Lost in the hotel

Drunk on job dismissal

My dinner with Dalmer

Flank prone to violence

Deliverance Marked Trail

Sea turtle finds out that being eaten by shark is kinder fate than its fate with humans.

Bubba finds his-self a turtle to mount a stuff.

How I feel today

Thanks, girl! You let me know without speaking.

350 pound operetta

I was at the grocery store today. For shopping music they had, "Endless Love" title song from the movie. What was strange was seeing a 350 pound (or greater) man wandering around shopping, whistling the tune. Now, my first thought was, "how strange", then my mind wandered.
Was his having endless love for food -- his shopping cart bursting with piles of food including whole milk. Look, dude, try skim. Was he trying to gain attention by knowing the tune or such a love-struck tune? Any way you slice it + you're left with an odd picture and scene in your mind.

+cliche, also KISS song.

Smoking

Smoking
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Do you know how I know you're gay?
Why?
Because you smoke balogna pony and follow it up with playing the skin flute.

Do you know how I know you're gay? You smoke after sex.

Do you know why you're gay? You watch gay movies.

Do you know how I know you're gay? You're going to go buy cigarettes and watch a gay movie because you saw this pic.

Time to buy a gun

I think I'll get a shotgun considering the ease of this. Yikes! I'll have to just wait til they enter, shoot them. Since law prevents you from booby trapping your house, I guess it's get a gun or gun or get a tiger to protect family and home.