Kitty show

And now, a moment of silence

Be-claws, in the midnight, she cries meow, meow, meow ... with a rebel yell she yells meow, meow, meow ---

Can you hear me meow? Good.

Chew on the red stuff, that's the best part. (Think Thumper from Bambi)

I have such yarns to spin you.

buzzwords

Additions, conditions, omissions, it's your resume'.  A fancy term for journalistic fabrication for vocational perpetuity; transitional financial staging.

 

I see here a note for eager egris due to bastardious embossing post managerial emmaculation.

 

That's right!  I quickly got out of there from that subjegating bastard.

first rejection notice

I applied for the marauder/adventurer, which is really pirate, but that is a foul term now.  The company was looking for someone with more experience.  Look, I can pillage, I can loot!  I'm ready!  "Ben, tell him I'm ..." +

 

I tried to detail my experience in ransacking villages, grabbing hoards of treasure .. it was not to be.  I had the sinister nature down, the scowl, the "arrgh", but no job.

 

+ Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back

Indiana old west

Sniper (s) on Indiana highways.  What the heck is going on here?  That's Pennsylvania and D.C. crime.  What's it doing here?  Well, the good and the bad:

good news: there have been few injured, one killed

the bad:  no one has seen the punk; there are many huntin' rifles in IN because of the bumper crop of deer here every year

the good news:  IN drivers are so erratic, that shooting a deer is easier

the bad:  chances are that the person will not likely be caught for a while

the good news:  you can now explain away why you were speeding and dodging traffic

 

I suspect that once nearly aprehended, he will kill himself.  In my mind, too little, too late.

so there was a reason

I found that having an contact email address of: eatmyshorts at isp.org wasn't getting me any calls or emails. I should have thought of that.

What I didn't want

I posted my resume on several different jobsearch engines and what I got first was "we received you resume'", next "We noticed you posted your resume' ..."

A sales ad?  What a crock of dung!  I didn't post it so you could spam me or sell me an improved resume' that, $200 later doesn't get me a job any faster or easier.  Screw off!  I wonder also if the jobsearch engines don't make that available anyway.

 

What a bunch of jokers!

Speaking in Evil tongues

Wrath of ... my word! I can't believe they really made these statements. Okay, FOX -- you definitely win this one! Fox or whomever for putting this on video. Also, thanks for the person taping this and putting it on the internet.

Later on in the video, it details the woman speaking is the spokesperson for a family, whose views are Satanic in contrast/comparison to the Baptist sect to which they are members. Yikes. While not the norm, the signs are too tragic.

Sadly, FOX therefore gets a -- Jerry Springer award for this one. If this were, say, branch davidians+, I'd say -- way to go, but not a media-hungry family or individual. For shame.

+intentionally left lowercase