commercials

Comcast must have hired the advertising firm that Geico uses.

Save big bucks -- lifeguard does CPR to male deer
Save el Moulah -- tragic
Save cabbage -- Coast Guard hauls heads of cabbage from water

I guess the next will be dough (pizzaria with half a loaf pushed aside),
keep your smack -- getting slapped back
keep your wallet fat -- growing wallet tipping over man who's seated
enough to buy more ice -- features someone buying a glacier
keep ching for bling -- bank bag full of coins to jewelry store

Do you think I'm kidding? Watch 'em pull a bad idea out of a hat.
"That trick never works!"
"Presto! (lion growling). I mustuv got the wrong hat."
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like."+

+ Rocky & Bullwinkle