Resume' v. 12.2

I re-re-recreated my resume'. Let me hope and pray that it better shows who and better still what I am. It's thirty pages ... no. It's one and a half pages well crafted and honest. Perhaps that's why I fail ... I'm honest.

Koko with Christmas stocking

Koko with Christmas stocking
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Koko here is signing, "gorilla", but the message of going ape on Christmas is clearer. Grinch won't come near her.

Throw another faggot on the fire.

Yeah ... that's what we need. Gosh, with the way things are we really need the gay input. Regardless of who they are, Howard Dean apparently wants those gays! I guess John Kerry's not the only one to really botch his words then. What Howard doesn't seem to understand is the democrats don't need him or John talking, but instead find someone else to do the speaking. Both of them really make the republican party look good, and make counter-democrat propoganda easy.

+ "Throw another ..." + Support Your Local Sherrif, in a statement referring to a bundle of sticks that was taken as an invitation to incinerate homosexuals. It was intentional humor.

Kerry's truer statement

His botched joke won't affect 2008 because he's never had a chance anyway. Sure, he made a clearly bad statement that was thoughtless. That doesn't matter because no one plans on voting for him anyway.

What's the root of evil?

Unlike many people suggesting money is the root of all evil, it is selfishness. Here's a typical story of would-be robbers trying to get new PS3's. New channels showed people trampled and assaulted for the new consoles. Now, if it were medically necessary medicine, I could see an uproar, but this is sadistic. The company itself both benefits and loses with this strategy of low production due to [insert your reason here]. The idol (here the PS3, and before it was the XBOX and new Tickle-Me-Elmo, et al) is worshiped. Still, others buy the idol and sell it for many times it's price and real worth. Either braggarts or fools then buy the overpriced item to be the first "kid on the block" to have one.

I thought instatntly what they should have done was have officers posted nearby with a large paddy wagon to escort all the assailants that morning. This isn't new and was very predictable. If a person would trample and assault someone for a console, they would do so for more "important" reasons as well. They are, in fact, criminals in the wait or previously unseen.

I cry foul!

I restate myself ... I cry bull**it! So, you're depressed and kill others, not yourself. Nope. I don't buy that at all. When you kill others, you are bad and evil. If you were so terribly depressed, then step off a high place, drink drano, end you not others. In the end -- denying cupability, and instead note that the firing did it or the plant did it. Why we're blaming, why not blame the bulter?

puff, puff, blow

"light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now ...", Nelly

A cigarette tax increase suggested. It's about time! Increasing "sin taxes" has always made sense. What I question now is: what happened to the billions we got from leasing the 80/90? I support raising cigarette and alcohol taxes. I want to know where my money is.

"My money!", Zach Wylde on Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Make the world safer

Kill them, don't let them around other people. Kill them. Dropping charges for repeat offenders? This will stop when society puts a stop to it.

"I sentence you to permanent and even immediate death!" +

+ Robin Hood

employment placement

A man I saw on Wednesday remarked the obvious:
not all the jobs are found in postings,
you need to get the resume' to the right person.

Yeah. I got that! I however am I right now ready to spend $5000 to do that with the potential only to get a good job. If I could spend $5000 and get a job -- I would do it! Maybe I should attach a promisary note to a resume' that I send someplace for $500 - $5000 and see if they don't give me a job.

I would rather be working!

Hire me! I have filled out forms and sent out resume's via jobsite posting, email, fax and snail mail. I have precious little to show for it all. What gives? I have a wide experience, bachelor's degree, relevent work experiences using my degree. I have had long periods with the same employer. I just don't get it!

Why people mention that the job market is great. They might be ... be no one will hire me! I have applied for jobs that I really don't want and still nothing. Am I overqualified, underqualified, smell funny? Why am I not getting the time of day with anyone? It is both depressing and enraging that I have spent a long time now trying desperately to get a job.

If anyone knows of one -- I'd like a tip. I have accounts with over 15 job boards. I have accounts with employers. I have sent out hundreds of resume's and filled out countless forms and employer/employee surveys and placement tests.

I just want a job!

Lemmings Again?

Same premise, different tools -- drawing pencil, fire, bombs, explosions. The blops don't dig, so there are other ways of making holes. If you hated Lemmings' addictiveness, then you'll hate this too!