My word, you're as crazy as the other two!

He thinks like me?
Platypus

This video makes me wet my pants too

I just want some pants!

given the bird

or rather, I wasn't.  There was a newly wannabe flier robin.  It spent most of its time hopping here and there.  When I tried to catch it and relocate it, four robins converged on me and chirped and chatted and tried to intimidate me, as much as they could.  I gave up, as it was clear I was more likely going to hurt it than help it.  Even now they seem to regard me as the predator, despite the fact that I fill the feeder for their piggy butts.

 

The cute little thing sought shelter under a bush during a downpour.  Sadly, it was not inclined to let me watch it or come near it, so --- no photo.  Drat!

[my name] and the Search for the Paying Job

He knows of an HR guy who looks at applications.
Which leads to a job and being hired?
There she puts a pile of "see later" from the "thanks for playing"
And that pile gets a job?
Those papers then go down a hallway to the interviewer.
Where he hires people?
There he will ask each person three questions.

What is you name? [I answer with my name]
What is your quest? To get a reasonable job.
What is your starting salary requirements? Four billions dollars.

[sound of screaming and of being thrown out the third story window to the street below]

R R

"Oh! Me so hungry ... me eat food long time!"

perhaps the funniest clean thing he ever said, but you had to know the unclean reference to get it.

original phrase from Full Metal Jacket, but later used in many places.

Purple wolf

Purple wolf
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I think this might be the near end of my silly crud that I'll put on flickr or my blog. It reminded me of the other Henson Wolf -- actually larger. The phone scene reminded me of Dave Chappelle's comment on purple and pimps, and their odd relationship. He's "On the Air" on a pink phone making some holla-outs. This was borrowed from a google-video piece-together of Muppets doing "rap"

It's a shame that more Muppet features aren't around. I have to say flatly, that the movies weren't good. The show was much better and it was the 70's/80's place to be cameoed. It was an honor for most to be asked to be on the show.

I remember guests of Harry Bellefonte, Steve Martin (more than once wild and crazy guy), Ozzy, Star Wars characters and actors ... it was 30 minutes of entertainment. You didn't have to like it all, but it ran fast and furious.

I cleaned out a glass globe for a light fixture and was later reminded of, "here's the paper towels"*

I think, if any character is me, it would be Waldorf heckler

* from Muppets Take Manhattan, on their list of assets to be used -- meager as they were. The fish-thrower was the character offering the paper towels.

** on flickr, "Yo, dis Marcus baby are you down with it?" is from a not-so family friendly goup and song from 2 Live Crew, Me So H++ny