Chimp has surprise for keepers

Yes, despite vascectomies, a female still got pregnanat. Worker Joel Horneytoad specualted that "so cute Teresa" the chimp obviously enticed and teased the male chimps and so much so that the vas deferons reunited. The curator instructed the staff to take samples. She didn't see Joel sweating bullets during her statement. He relaxed when she qualified that the sampels were to come from male chimpanzees. Joel volunteered to take the samples and to label them himself to root out the incompletely neutered male.

In an unrelated event, Joel checked himself into the hospital for a "routine mole removal" and was to be off work for the rest of the week.