loose change. reviewed

Conspiracy theory ... government working against US citizens ... sad. The most interesting bits are the "questions". The loose bits here and there. The stupid parts are the "explosions" within the buildings. One group analyzed the movie finding a number of errors. Overall, sketchy with hints of counter communism.

The interesting bits were size of explosions. The witness statements were subject to debate and much should be taken as .. uh, okay. It is, in points, quite interesting. Available at YouTube, mind you ... dubious material and it is a conspiracy theory short.

Returning to the past

The Allen County area of Indiana used to be a swamp and parts, few, still are. The last few downpour days have brought us to the wonder of the swamp of the eighteenth and earlier centuries. The waves of grain and hay and grass are as tall as sunflowers.

It is a refreshing look, appearance from the crunchy yellow and brown -- green, green, wet and sweet. Of course, mowed it smells much of cow manure. There is nothing quite like it, fresh lawn, sweet, green and the breeze of waning summer.

children still playing with their toys

There's no Bergermeister waging war here, no. There's only "old paint" for the millions and billions of children, globally, who have access to China's highly regulated industries.

Peter Jackson's earlier work

Bad Taste

blood, gore and small budget

I found it after looking a while

Day something into Vista

I'm telling the computer exactly what it can do with its problems.

Kelty did what was impossible ...

made it a potential for a Democratic win in the city. What a putz!

Aye, the parts are okay, but the system is my concern

I would have waited for service pack 1, but I needed a more reliable computer. While my computer is more reliable, the OS can bite my shiny metal ...

Thanks, schmuck!

Thursday night I was traveling home when a van's driver decided it was going to:
not look in the mirrors
not signal a lane change
not give darn that I nearly wrecked my car avoiding it

Give a hoot, offer one finger salute! So to you, oh fanatical doofus of the steering wheel, I salute you with a rude gesture.

Blue Vista

Well, day three and I got the blue screen of death. Thanks MS for making nothing but the best product.

being helpful

There's a woman at work who is fearful of a class she will start on Monday ... I have some sheets for her to help her. Perhaps I'm an old man trying to get into Heaven.

dismissed oblivious

I am reading "The Language of God", and while it is bothersome the level to which he relies on C.S. Lewis, I find the present ongoing praise annoying. He yammers on and on about how monumental it is that there is just the right Oxygen and just the right Carbon to sustain life.

While humans are unique in our environment, perhaps the galaxy, universe and cosmos, we are not unique in being. Other things exist far beyond our wildest dreams or understanding ... wholly missed by the author. How about anaerobic bacteria that manage to move and replicate despite imeseasurable odds against pairings? Who's to credibly say or write that there are not existences and bodies that deny our physical understanding?

I'll try a bit more of the book, but it seems to me that someone touting their intellect but missing this "obvious" reality or potential is bar none -- stupid. God's existence is beyond understanding. I point out here that a fly, that has no brain, is capable of flying, avoiding danger, mating and eating and "knowing" the difference. A person is a damn bit more complex and ought to be able to do much more than mate, eat, and die. Humans rely on animals and plants, and they rely on animals and plants. God's work is shown ... despite being written, it is the missed obvious.

If I were to pull an MIB and view the expanding universe as merely a marble played with by a strange species larger than our system itself, then conversely, there are infinite universes within any thing -- an electron, therefore might very well be the universe or plant for the Whos, as defined by Seuss in "Horton Hears a Who", also made famous by "Grinch Who Stole Christmas".

I agree that it's beyond great that I exist and that it is bar-none, a strange circumstance that gravity is what it is, but life will exist in many forms, regardless whether others "predict" it or not. I got about four sentences of science that was interesting, but after 40 some pages, I'm losing hope that this book contains much science -- being fact, not faith. You can have both, but I don't think you can write about both effectively weaving them together.

May his visit to Hell be quick

This guy needs to burn in Dante's literary Hell.

Frankly anyone on the second tier or lower would be fine with me.

prayers please

My "pooh bear" uncle is in hospital. He's doing ok now after the gallstones removal. The esophogeal aneryism is the problem and there is no word from cousin Dave as to when they will deal with that -- he doesn't know. So if you have faith, and are willing to pray, please do for my uncle who needs love and hope. He's as affectionate and as lovable as Pooh Bear, so may love find him, through your voice or others.

Thanks!

Coming live from HP

Well, my iffy computer forced me to buy another computer. It is lighter but wider. It is pretty sweet and after a few little misses, I found out how to find networked computers, namely my old one, to transfer the several gig of pics and files that I want. The sad thing is, the network transfer rate is, well, slower than I would like. It will take some time. I cannot complain much, though the AC adapter seems "picky" and therefore worthy of fixing or replacing. I will get an $80 bugger when I can. I'll have to find out how much the repair on my old computer will be. It would be worth ... tops, $200.

What stinks?

I was driving and smelled the typical regions where I travel; paint from a company followed by pasture. The smell of pasture was stronger and fouler and I soon found out why ...

There was a dump truck in the right lane with its back filled high with stuff, like fertilizer or manure and, of course, two dead cows. It was an odd sight, as well as the curious shovel on the side of the dump truck. Something tells me that there were more tools and machinery used to moved the cows than a shovel. Either that or Paul Bunion had children.

all we ask for are weapons

"ex-insurgents" looking to help ... ha! I find that highly unlikely. Gosh! We sure would like some of them thar nifty weapons ya got there.

I did a good thing

I pushed someone to finish what she had to do to start her college courses. She came in last night to tell me that she registers next week. Despite my evils, bitterness toward work, general vileness, I did something good. I got someone to complete a task that she needed to do, for her own benefit. I didn't try to push her into going to college, but rather to take the steps to get there since she already had plans to attend.

I am still evil, mind you.

borrowed something from me

I don't believe he worked for the Red Cross at all. I think, rather, that he used the blood himself -- the creep.

Good book, not too bad of video

Where the Wild Things Are; animated.

Wild Thing anyone?

Why for you so stupid?

4Real? What the ...

New Zealand apparently has quacks just like the US with bad parents wishing to name their children bad names. If the government had the right, it should charge them, 4Real, a lot of money for harming their newborn.

If you know what "Dragon's Lair" was, then you might like this

It's 2-D and sketchy, but the same principle. Escape.

it seems to me these were missed by many followers

The Purpose of the Ascension
The Quran explaines the reason for taking Muhammad  on this miraculous journey as “to show him our signs.”
Some of the other purposes of the journey are as follows:
Declaration of the universality of Islam
o By leading the prophets
o By praying in Masjid al-Aqsa
Warning the Kuffar of the imminent punishment
The twelve commandments:
o Not to commit shirk
o Kindness to parents
o Respect others rights
o Avoid spend thriftiness
o Do not kill your children
o Do not commit adultery
o Do not kill
o Be kind to orphans
o Fulfill your promise
o Be fair in your dealings
o Do not be suspicious of others
o Do not be arrogant
Prelude to Hijrah
The obligatory five prayers

Huh. It seems to me that killing is what they do and killing their children is what they do and respecting others' rights isn't what they do. I guess they had a book with missing pages, right?

sad. I'm not keen on the breed, but the message is sound and clear

Required viewing for Vicks.

Pleze!

No speaky the Rappish. Are you wondering why impressionable people are gang-ho? I'm not. I believe Dante would have had an interesting section in hell for these people.

Stinky road home

This cute little critter (young skunk) was eating roadkill. It was one something at night so the lighting isn't good ... sue me!

A raccoon scurried under the bridge after my turn, so I didn't capture it on video, sadly.

Best Way Inn Motel

Address:5718 Bluffton Rd
Fort Wayne, IN 46809

It houses sex offenders. I guess this is a half-way house then. Just parents, beware.

Some one I've encountered ... now I know him better

Offender Detail
Status: ACTIVE Registration Type: Sex Offender Offender Type: 10-YEAR NOTIFICATION Released: 03/07/2007 End Reg. Date: 03/07/2017 Next Reg. Date: 03/08/2008		JEFFREY ALLEN MILLER County: KOSCIUSKO, NOBLE Address(es): Employer - STONEHENGE GOLF COURSE WINONA LAKE, INDIANA 46590 County: KOSCIUSKO Home - JEFFREY ALLEN MILLER 3151 S 1200 W PIERRCETON, INDIANA 46562 County: NOBLE Age: 41 Sex: Male Race: White Complexion: Medium Height: 5' 09" Weight: 185 lb Eye Color: Blue Hair: Blond or Strawberry Build: Medium Aliases: No aliases found. Charges: [35-42-4-6] CHILD SOLICITATION Cause: 57C01-0602-FC-013 Sentence: 4 YRS W/3 1/2 YRS SUSP Conviction County: NOBLE Conviction State: INDIANA Conviction Date: 12/21/2006

Arkansas couple arrested

for having more children than they can count. Jim Bob claims to be able to count to twenty but was stymied at eleven, which was followed by, "elevenies, farteen, da next one, den anudder one" (seen pointing to his fingers) "and dar! Counted dem all."

Locals expect the Duggers to have sibling grandchildren (as a course of sibling incest) sooner than a formal education. "We learned 'em all about 'potent stuff and dey picked up that last bit themselves." A mix between "Flowers in the Attic", "Deliverance", and the Walton's neighbors two miles down ... Duggers. I wonder how much money they get from the state.

folder sterotypes

Kid you not, you can get these. What were they thinking?

I guess these are Latino Bratz? I guess Latinos don't like superheroes or animals, huh?
Moreover, "homies" don't look too far from the border.

Workin'

T: 2:00 -10:00
W: OFF
R: 5:00 - Close
F: 5:00 - Close
S: 4:00 - 10:00
N: 2:00 - 10:00
M: 5:00 - Close

what the camera saw

sun through thin pages in a magazine

We spells good

"No vacation until it new terror bill approved."
MSNBC means Misspelled News Better Check

Nice going, eh! Microsoft must have turned off the spell-check today.

I found this on a Lemonwheel site

"Give it away, give it away, give it away now." "Keep it like a Kaiser."+ Kiser's art

+ Red Hot Chili Peppers

I wasn't watching

A few months ago I saw this ... oops! I wasn't watching the bubbles coming up, so I quickly turned off the water to find this. In there are dishes to be washed. You can see hints. No dishes were harmed in the making of this photo.

Hauling, what?

They buried it and had to dig it up again I presume. Truly, the new Mob car, with plenty of body space.

Accussed of having a bad temper

at work. Gee. I got a lecture and essentially, I could do nothing and get paid and that's just alright. Don't get stressed, just get others to do all the work.

What a complete farce! He wonders why other people there are lazy.
I've got seven bosses, Bob. It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care. If I do something wrong, I got seven people telling me what I did wrong. In other words -- lack of motivation to do anything any more.

My day

As well as the other things ... my in-laws came in to where I work today and another worker an "m" hassled him. What a putz. The poor old guy is 90+ and this putz who works there is giving him the above. ++

I got a reprimand for venting at work to no one. I vented to and at no one, yet -- reprimand. I will enter work tomorrow with a heightened sense of being, in that I will leave soon and they'll all be the same. "They'll all go back to being their retchid little selves, but perhaps a little wiser."+

+ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
++ "Well, I'm sorry for being a shit to you all these years", Bill Paxton in Weird Science

300

Wow -- odd, all manly movie with interesting characters and wholly unbelievable, but interestingly rendered CG. I'm not sure I'd buy it, but it is worth seeing.
"I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky above..."+

+ "Paint it Black", Rolling Stones

parody posters

See more at the Force.net.

The company welcomes you aboard

Laptop crash

My laptop took a tumble and is now half-functional. I might have a lead on a used laptop, but will shop around a bit. The tip given to me was, "AVOID VISTA", and by golly I'm gonna avoid it. If I were to buy a new laptop -- lower cost HP or Toshiba, I would have to take Vista with it. Blah! I don't want it and would spit it out like a child would asparagus with broccoli florets and anchovy paste vinaigrette. Come to think of it ... most adults with taste buds, myself included, would spit out that too.

If anyone knows of an XP laptop is reasonable order for a reasonable price $1000 or less area, let me know, eh?

Jeremy Lambros said it all today

Domestic Abuse by Jeremy Lambros

Yep, I'm pretty sure that mine "sucks".

Blues for NYPD

Well, if they have job postings in the Midwest for NYPD, then things are bad! Hey, look! Three things; don't get killed; don't get caught; we're all here for you.

Eat my shorts!

The Harrison Square project will continue despite the many blatant signs that it should not. Well, hotel canceled, investments leaving, not enough money ... wait! There's tax revenue from a source that could be used. So, rather than update fire service to an area or fix city streets or buy more salt for the Winter, we'll dump money into a project that seems life itself is trying to crush. Dear city government, do not proceed with this doomed project.

Why celebrities should not reproduce

As well as being patented poor role models and having unavailable time schedules, many go for Frank Zappa levels of moronic names. Here's a borrowed list.

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

Shhh - schedule

M: 4:00 - Close
T: OFF
W: 11:00 - 5:00 pm
R: 8:30 meeting; 11:00 - 8:00 pm
F: 5:00 - Close
S: 4:00 - 10:00
N: 2:00 - 9:00
M: 4:00 - Close

Buffering suffering

Slow download to lead to stupid or outright terrible video. Suffering is more like it, not "buffering".
Maybe it's the "emo" version.

Meaningful words

Cracked, rusted, in dire straits, but still ... Hakuna Matata, in every sense.
Monkeyjack's front license plate.

bride of scarecrow

Whose wedding dress was used, I do not know. I only know that come Autumn, that thing will be a bit eerie. Beetlejuice anyone?

faster way to die?

I'll just put this in my mouth and poof!

making up rhymes with bad English

"half" with "math". It really doesn't match, unless you have such poor English skills that "math" is pronounced, "maff"

With that you could just "wiffle while you work". Wiff dis wing, I doo dee wed. I spelz fein, funker, wuz yo callin me a foo? I dun need no skool, I'z richer den yo, and gots me so much ice yo kan skate on dis ---ger.

Yep, Dr. Martin Luther King would be "dun proud y'all" made it to where Obama gets backing for Presidency and many Blacks are still using the "N" word for themselves. Yep -- he'd be so proud you made it. Way to go rappers for paving the way backward -- reinforcing stereotypes and encouraging youth to stay permanently defiant and fairly ignorant.

spoilers

Well, I saw a picture of statements printed on car windows divulging some ending statements about Deathly Hallows. I will correct them, as they are a little erroneous.

Voldemort marries Snape, they have three children.
Hagrid kills Harry
Hermoine and Ron kill each other because each thinks the other is a stupid "git"
Neville seriously wounds Rowling for bad parts in her books.
Dumbledore was really hidden underneath a coin in a study and wasn't actually dead.
Uncle Vernon contracts cancer and has a change of heart -- ha ha.
The Death-Eaters rename themselves the Trans-fat avoiders.

Okay, they are all lies.

not as random as lightning

There's a spat, fight, separation -- pending divorce, then reconciliation, but ...
truer to life than a soap, one of the two, at least one of the two is flirting with danger and another person. Yeah, the reconciliation is sincere -- right up to the, "honest" word which is a lie.

At work ... someone is trying to sabotage his/her life by screwing around -- or leading to that. Yup -- choosing disaster over fixing. How surprising!

stagger, stagger, crawl ...

It's ...

Just shake your rump

sippin purple chango

N2Deep, with characters and elements of Rumpshaker.

because I found it

Charlie bowler

Yesterday's gone

Charlie playing "Chicken Little"

Charlie playing "Chicken Little"

Lori gets home, dogs go wild

Echo greeting me!

Well, I met up with Monkeyjack and family yesterday. We met at Munchies and we had the beer sampler -- 10 beers in 2oz shots. There was a Chardonary-esque beer that was bad, but most were fair. I liked the American Red of Mad Anthony Brewery. I wound up getting an accidental free beer. Monkeyjack was kind enough to splurge and take the whole bill -- I owe him!




We then went to Zesto's ice cream and later to Monkeyjack's place. There, Charlie wanted to show me rented games -- Chicken Little being his favorite of the two.

Tasha said, "no no"

Well, here's her picture!

She's cute, adorable, feisty little teen-thinking girl. Tasty, but it ends there. You'd think she was something else if you took much of what she said seriously.

Yes, the background and some foreground were further edited.

My computer died for a few short hours

Thankfully, while expensive, it is now working. The power pack, now number 3, is garbage. The guy there is ordering a refurbished one. I credit these guys with diagnosing the problem free and finding a solution. I suggest, if you ever need computer aid, to seek out these guys.

PC Performance Center, Inc.

Nicely done, guys!

Deathly Hallows

Okay, well ... it was a fair conclusion, parts needlessly contrived and long-winded, but a good deal better than book 5 -- piece of garbage. Anyway, the only bits I'll add, not spoiling a bloody thing:

it is a dark book, you get to learn about Snape -- more than you knew.

There is no spoilage here ... I've given away nothing. It also finishes with a "now what?" epilogue.

If I were to rank the books, I like the books in this order: 4, 1, 3, 6, 7, 2, 5

Maia hates Kirby to pieces

click, click, click

Find ... better ... job. [enter]

. . .

Well, it isn't that simple then. Work stank ... grew very aggravated over people not working -- especially the ones who are supposed to be setting the example. May Hell have a special spot for my hate, but I'd prefer to just let my hate go there.

Dislike job ... hate it. I'm looking for another one.

Teachers dating

Yikes! Now imagine this list, with guy entries. Hmmm. I say duck season, and I say fire!

short about work

Computer is "glitchy" supposedly. I imported data last night and I could not, for the luck of the Irish, get the thing to sort out the differences between what the left and right were. Unit one noted some dollar figure and after loading that data, unit two found different numbers. After a while I surrendered and just said, forget about it!

The IT guys had to do some scrambling for ... the left hand cheifies had one thing planned, but the right hand IT guys weren't up to date on the time frame. And the more of this I see I wonder to myself, how profitable it could be if they were efficient by communicating with each other.

I left work last night and remembered, after months of working there, it had not seriously downpoured on me upon leaving. So, except for my sweat, I always went home dry. Thanks God!

Jump up, jump up and around

not sloth

M: 5 - close
T: 2-10
W: 11-5
R: off
F: 2-10
S: 4-10
N: 5-close
M: 4-close

I didn't wait in line for it

I was at Walgreens, they had a rack of Harry Potter, so I bought one.

I read about half of it so far. It is dark and consistent with her other books with periods of unnecessary dry spots and the Scooby Doo clues and mysteries that one wonders why it would take weeks or months for teens, especially smart at casting spells and tactics to put together puzzles like:

people, soylent green, is

So ... we have a few combinations leading to soylent green is people, okay, yeah ... that's important.

My other little complaint about her style of writing, though clearly geared for kids, is the stuff in the background IS important, like the cast of thirty some characters you've developed. Let's just talk about seven of them, alright then? I guess, it seems to me that you write one thing, then forget it a few chapters later or a book later. Odd anyway.

I think the avid Potter readers will enjoy the references to the other books and the little tidbits and red herrings in this last book.

Let's read this ... nope, given nothing of the book away. Enjoy, or not.

technically speaking ...

So, I put together a project for work. It took me a bit of time. I emailed the work, but thought I ought to have a back up plan if that fails.

Yep, the server got 2 of 30 emails I sent. I also put the work together so that the people there had only to click on file, then hit print. Apparently, that was too technical for the GM. I showed him click, print.

I discovered that the margin parameters (maximum range) for the presently-used printer were inferior to the printer I use at home, so, I will later show the staff how to go into MS Word, click picture and change the size allowing it to fit neatly on the ONE page for each and every entry.

In the end, I got a, "thanks".

It will be good to leave that job and leave them as they left me ... "buried alive in the center of a dead" vacuum of complacency and idiocy.

They can then shout, "Khan" very loudly so that it echoes into space.

American consumers brought to their knees

Full of want and "to be the first", American consumers do what the Soviet people did in the 80s, wait in long lines. In the U.S. we have fools waiting in long lines for:
X-Box, X-Box 360, PS-2, PS-3, PSP, iPod, iPhone, Harry Potter, new entree at fast food place.

Let's face it folks, if you have that much time to waste ... say 90 minutes waiting in line for a movie ticket to see it first day, you've got too much time. If you wait for two hours for ride Vortex 720 roller coaster ... something is wrong with your brain.

If you can't wait to get a 2008 model so you'll pay the extra $2000 - $5000 for the "rare" opportunity, then you've got a want problem. I think that I've had time off a job for a while then working a fartload of hours and that's given me a better idea that I don't want to waste my time waiting to be third in line rather than just go another day. I don't dance around with bragging rights, so I think I'd rather not waste time waiting in line for something that I can get later.

Gee, if I don't get it now, it will be $5 more. Um ... OK.

okay 'roarj

Astro and the gay writers. Kid you not, there are some wacky jobs out there. Here are two:

I was looking for a job when ...

I found a posting for writing, creative management of Netsmartz. They even have a few small area videos. The one I watched was about a thirteen year-old girl who ran away with a fifty-six year-old man (murderer) who was jailed for 25 years. The girl is safe now, but how safe could anyone in that family feel, really.

While I might not have what it takes to get that job, it was refreshing to see some site out there to protect through education.

This might be a guy's fantasy of sorts

Lick it Up by Kiss
performance isn't shabby either ... Dr. Love.

Oh, and Scorpions too!

oh, no ... tears are fallin'

Whimper, tear ducts working, sadness, inconsolable. She cries, peeved, no point talking about it; she's young, tired and presently irrational. Yep ... I've been around enough teens to know that some fits of high emotion are like fireworks; safe at a distance only. I couldn't help her, but was sad about it nonetheless.

The next person was different.
"[my name], [person's name] is on the phone for you."
Me? I figured that that person would prefer speaking with the GM, but I got the "opportunity".

She fought with her hubby and things went crappy from there. Essentially, she went spiraling down like shot bi-plane. Her decent wasn't as fast as a modern plane, but there was no way to escape it, except for bailing out without a chute. I already helped her in one way and much to no avail.

To embitter me, the husband called one day prior and needed to talk with a male manager believing that I would side with him because of male camaraderie. Dude, I don't know you. Don't pretend we're friends.

....
Camp counselor ... my first best duty, but it doesn't pay for squat.

blog title from, "Tears are Falling" by Kiss

homework done

I got a "homework" assignment. I finished it. I'm still peeved that, while I finish my projects, work, and make timely simple suggestions -- "that guy is full of shit" pisses me off to no end. I do, while others watch. Two guys there didn't know how to make purchases online.

So, you mastered driving did you?

It's like; "Is your wife a goer? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. ... Have you ever had sex? Yes. What's is like?"+

+ skit from Monty Python where rude and course guy is pestering another man about his wife, in the end forthcoming with his insecurities, naivety and inexperience.

I'll find a new topic ... soon

Well, this blog, as of late, is:

want for a woman, unnamed,
dislike and loathing of work


How about, the grass is greener after a few hours of rain? There, God's mercy on us for the rain, His mercy on me for no tickets and a functioning car.

"Always look on the bright side of life"+

+ Monty Python, Life of Brian

What I've become

dog gone it -- still aching

She is on my mind ... in my mind ... penetrated it.

Oh, and she does have red hair.

Here's my card

but all I see is the back end of a horse ...
oh, I get it.

One guy at work reminded me that he is a big ass.

playing chicken with a truck

On my way to work, I saw a chicken truck ... piled high racks of chickens. On my way back from work, I saw a moron driving his truck trying to get close enough to touch the semi truck that was driving ... both going around 42 miles per hour through town. Smart, right?

Fly flies then dies

Thank You

Then one time at the lake

Jessica and Lori wanted to waxing my problem hair areas. I agreed as long as I could get plenty zonked. I stopped drinking and good thing too for they were at the store for a long, long time. When they returned I was sober and in no way agreeing to rapid follicle extraction.

Thanks to Daniel Shelton who creates Ben for this comic.

SLAP!

So I found out which lines don't work very well.

1. There's a party in my pants, want to cum?
2. Live with me if you want to cum!
3. Cum with me if you want to live!
4. One time, in my pants ... (said like American Pie's "one time at Band Camp ...)
5. When you slapped me in the face, I thought you were warming up your seat.
6. I believe in safe sex on my latex air mattress bed.
7. Need help going down on the stairs?
8. It doesn't matter, I'll act thespian or lesbian for you.
9. I enjoy great thighs, breasts, and ribs, but I don't eat meat.
10. I was just warming my hands.
11. I was practicing pencil sharpening.
12. It was standing at attention awaiting orders.

like a sugar high

I think my pangs for her are waning now. Thank goodness. It helped that she wore a really ugly lipstick color. I think it was "fatlip" color from the Mike Tyson cosmetic company. When she's worn more natural lip color ... with her general appearance ... ummm, yum. What attracts me isn't her visage, but rather her. When I've spoken with her, she's interesting, has ideals and hasn't had the bit of luck to show her great potential.

There's another woman there who's the local hottie, but she's a puzzle with missing pieces that would take you years to assemble. She's had an unhappy life-- so there's luggage, baggage, and a void (needing to be filled). Too much, too much for me thanks! The other little hottie is still teen-thinking in many respects. Dude, grapes aren't wine, there's a process that's missing there.

Still, the woman there who invades my dreams ... hm. If only reality were more malleable -- I'd change me.

uh huh (noddng of head)

So there was a family who nodded heads as they were asked questions. I had to think of where I saw it before. It was in Men in Black when Agent K and Agent D stopped a truck with illegals. There was an alien that didn't speak Spanish. It was the same.

Did you want nuclear capability with this?
nod

Would you like to nibble on my bottom?
nod

What is the capital of Peru?
nod

Look! The problem was, "yes" or nodding was the wrong answer. Had one of you understood English or responded, "no comprende", I would have tried something else, but you did neither. Flakes! Sunzabichesbumpises!

YouTube thinks I'm a loser

I have no subscribers, no friends, geez! I get it!

Dear FBI,

Listen to this:

"Flush" and other bathroom noises. If you want to listen in to what I'm saying, then "I hope [you] have a good appetite for it"+. I'll host chips, celery, and dry root beer so you can hear deafening crunching and microphone-breaking belches. Why don't you just call it what it is, 'spying'.

"Okay, the HEROIN shipment is quite large."++

+ Charles Dickens, "Christmas Carol"
++ Lethal Weapon

He's got a funny kind of humor

There was a rush of late night business, as is typical of Sunday, mixed with other nuisances ... I stayed later. The one guy, noting the "lack of personnel" scheduled for that time stated, [the GM] "has an odd sense of humor". Yeah ... the butt and the kicking and the butt was us. The butt end of the joke.

You want some more crap to do, do you?
No.

Good, 'cause here it is ..
I'll do a Milton Waddams, "No, you see I can't move any more ... I uh..."+

+ Office Space, 'stapler guy' who kept getting moved into smaller areas.

wow

T:  2:00 - 9:00

W:  2:00 - 9:00

R:  8:30 am - 4:00

F:  4:00 - 11:00

Saturday:  OFF

N:  11:00 - 8:00

M: 5:00 - Close

Curse it!

Would we, could we, in your car? Front seat, back seat, is it far?

.....

That's it! I'm hoping to get blown off by her, turned down and shot down in flames. It would save me from thinking about her. It would be so much easier if she said, "hell no" to dating, then I could relax and not think about her. ARGH!

I'm not supposed to date anyone there, and for good reason, but man -- can't get her out of my mind.... crap!

I can't get you out of my head!

radio for the dimwitted

Rush was on a radio in one room when I was popping back and forth and I heard, "If your child wants to be a chemist; encourage him; if your child wants to be an accountant, encourage her." He went on to say, essentially promote progress in your children. If you need a blow hard jerk like Rush Limbaugh to tell you anything, especially how to raise children -- you're too stupid to exist. I would call it a wonder that you survived this long.

bueno Juan, Russell

Burrito boy nets news coverage and sniper team told to stand down. What was believed to be a weapon was a homework assignment ... carried in several layers.

Dude, so are so not living this down. Bummer!

cook, thief, and her lover

Where I work, cook, is simple.  The thief is a person at work who may or may not have stolen something.  Her lover is either me to the insatiable flirt at work or the woman at work for whom I have a strange, dream consuming, hunger.

 

The clue was, what the lover thought she saw, the thief, and the cook to whom she reported it.

 

Wild rumors and sudden impact and the realization that things work on a geological speed, political committees meeting before anything is really done.

high on highway

I have to pass a paint manufacturing plant. For months, nothing, but as of 10 days ago ... every day there is the rankness of aerosol paint in the air at that place. Eww!! "I'm gonna get high --- high!"+

+ Platoon

drawn to it

Okay, maybe it's also a sexual thing in my head, but I am drawn to it (ha ha), especially when the background is blue and the "spot" is white. I don't think I'm off the mark here.

gesture

At work a woman was talking about "hand dipped" corndogs and made a masturbatory, or stroking motion when saying it. She was unaware of doing so, but ... I think it will be a long time before I forget such a thing. Too darn funny!

Dietician's tip

"All you can eat" is not a tossing of gauntlet challenge for you to meet. It is, rather, a way for you to try many different items paying just one price. The world's or nation's eating competition champion is not four hundred, three hundred pounds, but rather thin. So, you can't match him -- give up on the "meaty boy" champ ideal. Just sample stuff, not stuff your face daily.

Oh, and dressing and gravy are not soup. They are actually condiments or augmentations for other food to blend flavors, rather than an unconventional beverage with your meal. When the ladle or spoon is too small, then your appetite is too big.

It's a bloody shame that I see the rhinos come out to all you can eat, being near sighted they can be prone to anger.

Also, don't get pissed about not being able to smoke. Look, my answer to the question, "can I smoke here" is yes ... if you're on fire, in which case I will either put you out with P-E-T-R-O-L or an extinguisher.

and the train kept a stoppin' all night long

I was driving home from work, when minutes from work, there was ... [dun dun ----] a train. I veered right hoping to find the end and avoid it. I turned again ... going to mak --, lights went red and I stopped. That stupid putz backed up, stopped and repeated. After 30 minutes I gave up and drove down several miles out of my way to another part and finally got home 35 minutes later than I should have.