Arkansas couple arrested

for having more children than they can count. Jim Bob claims to be able to count to twenty but was stymied at eleven, which was followed by, "elevenies, farteen, da next one, den anudder one" (seen pointing to his fingers) "and dar! Counted dem all."

Locals expect the Duggers to have sibling grandchildren (as a course of sibling incest) sooner than a formal education. "We learned 'em all about 'potent stuff and dey picked up that last bit themselves." A mix between "Flowers in the Attic", "Deliverance", and the Walton's neighbors two miles down ... Duggers. I wonder how much money they get from the state.