Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Dear FBI,

Listen to this:

"Flush" and other bathroom noises. If you want to listen in to what I'm saying, then "I hope [you] have a good appetite for it"+. I'll host chips, celery, and dry root beer so you can hear deafening crunching and microphone-breaking belches. Why don't you just call it what it is, 'spying'.

"Okay, the HEROIN shipment is quite large."++

+ Charles Dickens, "Christmas Carol"
++ Lethal Weapon

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