Dietician's tip

"All you can eat" is not a tossing of gauntlet challenge for you to meet. It is, rather, a way for you to try many different items paying just one price. The world's or nation's eating competition champion is not four hundred, three hundred pounds, but rather thin. So, you can't match him -- give up on the "meaty boy" champ ideal. Just sample stuff, not stuff your face daily.

Oh, and dressing and gravy are not soup. They are actually condiments or augmentations for other food to blend flavors, rather than an unconventional beverage with your meal. When the ladle or spoon is too small, then your appetite is too big.

It's a bloody shame that I see the rhinos come out to all you can eat, being near sighted they can be prone to anger.

Also, don't get pissed about not being able to smoke. Look, my answer to the question, "can I smoke here" is yes ... if you're on fire, in which case I will either put you out with P-E-T-R-O-L or an extinguisher.