Indiana empowering

“Congratulations to Floyd Landis, young man from Pennsylvania, for winning the Tour de France. Floyd came back from being eight minutes behind. Despite that he needs hip replacement surgery. He still won. Here’s my question, can the French even ride a bicycle anymore? We sent a guy who had cancer and he won seven times. We sent a guy who needs a new hip he won this time. Why are we making this trip anymore? We should call this thing the “Tour de Indiana.” Make them come over here.”

from Jay Leno

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