Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Phoenix man

To law enforcement and citizens, I offer this one simple tip: make no pretense about it, suspect is not to be taken alive. A hero's welcome to the person(s) responsible for the proper capturing and executing of the guilty serial rapist. We are not interesting in the live capture of this person. You may use any means necessary. Please include disintigration. Take a stand ... evil must go.

1 comment:

MR said...

Boba Fett wrings his hands with excitement... "I FINALLY get to disintegrate someone! I'll use my trusty Disintegration Pistol! And BROTHER, when it DISINTEGRATES, it REALLY DISINTEGRATES!" (pistol crumbles) "well..huh... whadayaknow... it disintegrated." (read: Duck Dodgers and the 24th and a half CENtury!)

I always wondered how you would collect the bounty if you disintegrated them, anyway.