Congressional, Senatorial mantra

Before you accuse me ... no matter how the senate comes out, 50-50, left, right, people there will be casting stones then citing scripture when it's someone else's turn. In lighter news, CSPAN might have more colorful metaphors and seem more like prime time soaps and shows than like at any other time.

Introducing house bill AG1288.10 we have the lepperous representative from ... (scuffle begins).

Hey, this Saturday Night Live show is funny again! Oh, no ... it's the real CSPAN. I thought it was Chevy Chase doing Gerald Ford again or Chris Farley, not real representatives and senators acting like the chimps in commercials. Crud! Oh, well; back to the old drawing board.