Based loosely on alcohol

I spent a lifetime drinking, now it has come full circle.
"Look. The advice I give you is never take a drink from [my name]. If he offers you a drink, don't drink it." -- Monkeyjack.

Look, it's not as if I burnt anyone ... oops, I can't accurately say that. It's not as if anyone got hurt ... oops, can't say that. Look, not every one of my drinks was bad. I just liked "gasoline"+ for beverage and everyone else wanted something that didn't cause auto-response of gagging and puking. Geez!

Contrary to this comic, I didn't force anyone to drink.

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