Jack Black

from Shallow Hal, had a scene when he was first in bed with Rosemary when he finds her undies or thong which are huge. He only sees petit Gweneth Paltrow, so the panties are an oddity to him.

If you are 400 pounds, your thong (which isn't in your size -- trust me) is King or California King size. Don't be King (or) Queen Thong. They aren't attractive on many. I personally don't find the cheek spreader nice, or attractive. They are, however easy to wash and easy require no real folding. They make great instant weapons (sling shots).

It's imagry and imagination and tangents ... I don't pretend to understand it.

King Kong

I finally saw the ... epic ... the journey ... the much too long movie.
I could make a list of things that were silly, but I'll stick with some simple ... problems:

the ship was trapped between rocks. There is Kong, not to ruin the movie, but "suspended". How did they get him to the boat, much less in the boat. The island part was much too much overdone. I understand it's a mysterious island and it's fantasy, but really! Peter? Did you ever capture a spider in a jar? Was it instantly hungry, no. It wanted out. Hey ... here's a part where something should be scared or busy escaping, but that isn't where the focus was ... too often, too silly. Also: I got a flat tire, I ran out gas, I didn't have any cab fare, an friend came in town, there was a hurricane, there was a tornado ... I swear to God it wasn't my fault. Okay, they're on fire ... now they must walk on a trapeze that's a fuse on both ends are TNT, and there are meteors crashing overhead ... but miraculously, they make it out. Huh?

I will say that Naomi Watts has big, deep eyes that you see often. Also, there wasn't any stupid wet T-shirt scene either, which was a plus.

Scott send a text message: The monkey dies.

Silly, but I believe he means ape and if you don't know the story of King Kong, well ... you live in a box perhaps?
I guess it was worth seeing, but not at full price. There were enjoyable scenes, and funny ones, intentional or not.
"pile up" scene was very silly -- land before time

Kiss me liberty or give me death!

You know the pictures on here might be stolen. Why do I say that? They had printed on them their old master, some Ollen Mills (Heywood) Jablomey. Tomorrow, I'll take the pictures in and get the dates erased. Then they'll be mine now.

from Warner Brothers, Der Fuhrer's Face. It was banned due to the depictiions of the Japanese in general. Nobody would wisely defend Hilter, Mousilini or Hirohito, or the Nazi machine. Depicting a group (race) of people innappropriately, well ... that's something different. I think the bombings do more credit to the cartoonist's work, than the fervor over it legitimacy.

I love USA ... we love it! I'm surprised that Randy Newman didn't repackage this song as I Love USA.

as unAmerican as Du bist scheist von deine Muter!

The Klan, the "Man" and the lack of plan:

Picking on the Jew is now less popular than picking on the Muslim. Who could have foreseen that coming, huh? I don't pick on Jews, don't tell jokes and am not anti-semetic, but those wagoneers who were are now on the new schtick! Picking on the "Arab" is the new Pole joke.

How many Arabs does it take ....

Jokes and puns are American, but in this "enlightented" era the Iraqis and Iranians are hard-pressed to find American propoganda posters defaming and debasing them. No so on the Iranian side as, "Death to the Satan [America] is still common." Now this nation still proclaims that cartoons are vile, foul, and evil? How about daily prayers for 3 - 4 decades. How about that? You don't see cartoons about the mind-washing (notice I didn't use brain -- thinking) that goes on there, denying persons access to education and reading of the Koran.

American should mean: Read, Think, Do (Be)! Skipping steps makes it unAmerican.

The hate groups, regardless the country and nationality and so-called agenda lack steps, making them unAmerican and therefore unworthy of note. Get bright, get sharp, get right, or get out!

W T D ?

I'm not easily understood. Unlike Dave Chappelle's, "How Well Do You Know Black People?" with:

Why do Black people like purple?
I don't know
That is
correct!

There are no simple answers here.

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. He's the Don... you have to show respect.

Schift denn auto!

It's not a bad car, perhaps it just needs a little love ...
nope!
That's a piece of crap! It runs alright, but boy, oh, boy do I need to dump it. Someone apparently gimped my ride.

Ain't nothin' but a P thing baby ... (or "g" thing ... guano, or P -- o' [rhymes with hit])

O's

As far as I know ... this bar has had the earliest arrest for drunk & disorderly to date in my town/city ... 9am. They opened at 7am that year for St. Patrick''s Day. What a waste of a day ... I understand the bloke wanting to turn off his mind, but gracious ... 9 am ... disorder ta boot?! Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Side note: my city/town was named fattest & stupidest ... I'm now shooting for drunkest to make it a complete set.

Oh the Places You'll Go ... the Way You'll Look

if you go to an Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day (stamper-outer of the snakes)
(pic stolen)

Kiss Me Irish ...

or this lady's bum ... whichever
(pic was stolen)

Spike Jones was his name

Responsible for irresponsible music like Der Furher's Face, Burp Song, Yes, We Have No Bananas, Shaving Cream and much more. 1940s ... whatcha got? Depression, then war, but you need hip, hype, humor. Warner Bros. also used some of his works in their cartoons, not to mention their war propoganda films. Older music -- Spike is the man!

Go snow 2

after a numbingly stupid Go Go Gophers cartoon, we return to find this person. Who is he? Where did he come from? Find out in the next episode of Underblog.

Simon Bar Sinister

What poeple who know me should have called me in my: drinking making days. Notice here he has a drink?! Bar? That's right!

"I'm winter and I say, 'Go snow!"'"
--narrator: and when he did, the anything the ray touched, instantly turned into ice. Policemen were frozen solid. Even Sweet Polly Purebred. Who could save the day?"

Armed

What they shouldn't be and I should be:

from a public service ad regarding loose clothing

more on violence (to be continued)

Experience dictates that success and pleasure are re-enforcers of a behavior, so inclined persons act out violently because of success and pleasure, not merely from mob, societal or peer pressure. A defining moment in a person's life is acting in accordance with their being, that is their thoughts and "heart". If violence is acceptable in the given circumstance, generally with a condoning group or without fear of reprisal or consequences, violence is more likely.

Insomuchas violence is cautionary, defensively -- physical intimidation or restraint, necessary, it is avoidable. Presently, too often, society reveres the sadist or the punisher -- not to be confused with the vindicator, but the unjust pathological criminal who unleashes fury at any target.

Moreover the target generally has few clues prior to the assault. This being the case, proactive defenses should be taught, such as, "don't get into a situation you can't escape". I cannot blame rape victims, but rather many cases of violence would be avoided if the victim didn't put him/herself in a situation that they couldn't escape. No situation is really under one person's control, but going unprepared or assuming God's hand to help you through your stupidity is ... well, foolish. God acts because God does, not at a person's whim.

From my experience, allowing yourself to do something wrong, is still your choice. Putting yourself in harm's way is still a choice. Violence can often be avoided by not battling everything, everyone and not putting yourself in an undefensable position -- much like a fire. If you don't have an understanding, no plan for escape, then you probably won't escape unharmed if at all.

Ha ha!!!

The tables are turned! Now you are in the "hot" seat! My day on Thursday was bad ... bad ... bad. On Monday I had a class that was okay, but I was directed to get out of town before a parent called wishing to talk to a sub ... maybe me, to berate me. I never found out. I was asked, after school, to go, not to pass Go and not to collect (laughably) $200. If I netted $200 daily, that'd be sweet, but I don't.

I had a bad kid, called him out on it and then he lied to the parents about it. It is not the first time this year for this. I am disheartened.

My day

I would like to have had the troublesome kids today saying to me, "Eii!! Hey! I got a bullet in my head!"
"Hey! You a big tough guy! You should have a two ... [slap] three [slap] bullets! You big tougha guy!"

"The last guy who said that to me is dead. And I don't mean from old age."

Superheroes

"Come on! Let's fight bad guys", Charlie calls to me as we battle the endless minions of evil, be they aliens, robots, Sith, supervillans, or whomever. We have battled with super powers, weapons of all sorts, hand-to-hand melee, Stooge moves, anything.
I have a superhero complex (wanting to save many people), here is my opportunity -- battling along side of my partner Charlie against the Hall of Doom.

Friday, he had his super energy pill (Chocolate -- lots of it) with sugar and was bouncing off the walls. This was bad for the enemy, who sometimes was Daddy who had to be the bad guy.

my alter ego

Oh wait ... that's me, has taken to acquiring rare footage via a source. That being made unclear, one item is Der Feuhrer's Face. Why it was banned, was likely due to post WWII sentiment, as the Germans very much like European Americans were not treated as terribly as the Japanese. Donald Duck's foray into political incorrectness -- or "as we see it", didn't taint him poorly. Disney did many more for the counter Japanese propaganda machine for hating (typical war move) to rally your people against the enemy. My "alter ego" as it were, also has acquired a number of odditites that it could not otherwise afford or find, like sound bites. As Blogger tends not to like to burden itself with 50 gig files that may or may not be valid, copyrighted or otherwise large, understandably, I have not been able to append a sound bite to my indentity. I also have a tendency to switch often so that I am ... less concrete. Video, available through My Tube, Google Video, etc. is the in thing, but ... I'd rather have it to view. Now. If I could load a DVD that I bought, onto my HD and watch it anytime ... that's what I would do. They have DVD rippers, but ever-clever companies are trying to proactively anticipate programmers so that they can't make effect DVD rippers. For the case of piracy -- I understand that, and more more money. Say, like Disney who puts out Cinderella, then puts it away in a "vault", then puts it out again. Products as a weapon.
Much like sex as a weapon, it leaves you angry, used, peeved and seeking another way. The weapon-user becomes more an advasary than a lover, since, sex -- a pleasurable thing is denied, making it no longer recreational, but rather a privilige. Thereafter, you really try to distance yourself from the "item", in the Disney case, the movie, noting that it wasn't that good ... not worth it ... find another. Why hide it ... to "make it more valuable". Bull! You wouldn't sell it to me then ... you won't make a sale now! Unlike food and water, it is a luxury that I can do without.

That isn't the same with sex (wow ... pairing Disney, movies, sex, extortion ... a new low), necessary, no ... but great and keeps most people "normal" and content.

In each person's life, there's a chance of bird poo

Today was my day. Sadly, bird poo would have been better than dealing with my last hour. Nightmare! I'm glad it's over.

outlining violence

Urban assault
Combative in favor of friend, family (why)
Interrogative -- generalized and standardized questions
Investigative -- witnesses, associates

1. Target
a. Selection
i. Previous altercations
1. w/ perp
a. act of vengeance
2. w/ other
a. victim initiated
3. w/ other perp initiated
a. relation to perp
i. family, friend
b. Injury site
i. Access -- availability
ii. Meaning
iii. Visual sensitivity, demonstration
c. Locale
i. Setting
ii. Witnesses [expected] as reporters, silent, corroborators
1. Potential
d. Family history of target
e. Dossier of perp
i. Demonstrated and suspected history valued @ 1 -- unsubstantiated single at .01 or .1 each duplicated event adds to value so three assaults could b e.03 / .3 or .6
2. weapon selection
a. manual -- youth generally resort to this based on weapon access and reactionary (immediacy) & personalization
i. dominance & control
ii. visualization -- sadism; leads to apathy and social violence -- sociopathology; herein definition between violence vs delusional psychopathology
b. environmental
i. access
ii. ease of use
iii. augmentation
1. strength (damage)
2. projectile (distance), multiple targets, frequency, stunning potential
iv. Types:
1. blunt (club)
a. swinging increases energy w/ body weight and speed
b. cheaper
c. generally requires less proficiency
d. reusable
2. Cord
a. Restraint -- control, dominance
b. Fatal and non-fatal
c. Whipping
d. Access
i. Cheap
ii. Concealable
iii. Can be inconspicuous
iv. Reusable
v. Disposable
3. sharp (short)
a. speed
b. concealable
c. generally slice & stab (versatility)
d. multi-purpose
i. explainable
e. damage
f. rare: hemoerotism -- sadism
g. more than 1 used simultaneously
4. sharp (long)
a. generally faster than blunt
b. more visible results
c. stab & slice