Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Monday, September 18, 2006

more about "jobs"

General OPEN INTERVIEWS

 

Retail Customer Service associates and managers: A local retail company will be conducting open interviews for our store in Bluffton, Huntington and Fort Wayne. The interviews will be conducted on Wednesday, Sept. 20 from 10:00 to 5:30 p.m. at the Hilton Garden Inn, [specific location removed].  A fun family atmosphere awaits qualified candidates. Previous customer service experience a plus and management experience is not necessary.  We offer a competitive salary, full benefits, 401K and bonus plans. Come join us and see what we're all about. We look forward to meeting any interested candidates.

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It's a company so trustworthy, we'll not name it.

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Security

STS SECURITY
Now Hiring Armed Officers for all shifts. Must have valid Gun Permit. Apply at:

 

-- "All I know, is that I finally get to shoot somebody.", Stripes

1 comment:

MR said...

Kind of hard to be "interested" when they don't tell you what it's about. They know one thing about the people who DO show up... they are DESPERATE. And we know one thing about that job, it's something NOBODY wants to do. Telemarketing or something.