Movies (brief complaining)

Peter Jackson. I'm sure he's a good, perhaps great director, but oi! Can you imagine if he teamed up with Oliver Stone to do ANY story?

Jackson Stone productions presents, "Bay of Pigs". Rated R, 4.5 hours. Now of DVD with 76 days of rare footage. Uh ... guys! The actual time of the crisis wasn't that long. Buy the DVDs today ... 5 DVDs per week for the next year.

Have you ever thought that maybe ... just maybe ... a movie could be 90 - 100 minutes and accomplish it's goals, tell a whole story, and be a complete thought?

We could throw in Michael Bay, who did Pearl Harbor, for a longer movie. What Bay of Pigs really needs are unrelated subplots and a romance that's irrelevant and unimportant to anything.
Starring:
Kevin Costner of Waterworld, lending his directorial expertise
Keanu Reeves as J. F. K.
Hayden Christianson as young J. F. K.
Joseph Mazzello as older, but still younger-than president J. F. K.
Lizzie McGuire as Jackie Kennedy
Ray Park as the super-killing machine Castro
Robin Williams (shown as more-professional speech-making Castro)
Chuck Norris as the one-of-two-man killing machine of the US special forces
Stephen Segal as the one-of-two-man killing machine of the US special forces
Jean Claude Van Dam as a Cuban Resistance fighter
Harry Melling as Khrushchev
Wesley Snipes thrown in for whatever
Jessica Simpson thrown in for window dressing
Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe

Sounds more a Police Squad movie ... where's Leslie Nielsen?