time to turn off stress

I can't relate how much stress. My dad has high PSA numbers. He hid a report for a month that detailed a difference in opinion between UM Oncology and a local Oncologist's assessment of aggressive level of his cancer. He has successfully fought off five rounds of that wicked disease. He has but one last series of fatal chemistry to try, but hasn't been given the green light.

In the interim he wants me to be friendly (cordial) to my sociopathic (ish) nephew. I'm not sure which sounds better ... open lead into my skull with a pronounced shotgun bang with low choke, a Bad Taste resounding crunch and splatter of gore and (in Bad Taste pigeon blood) with a nice leap from a high point or execution by lack of will -- stilling the heart.

Mix this with other personal issues that actually look minor now and you have my stress. Loud music in my eardrums ... an empty glass after empty glass. Jesus forgives and that's what I need.

Oh no ...

You got me all wrong. See, I've changed. Now I'm not the President of Russia, I'm merely Palpatine, or I mean the emperor, or the Dark Sith. Putin surprised no one by staying in power. I will no longer be President, but rather I will be able to liquidate the senate. Prime Minister, Emperor Palpatine. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

added value

I would also vote in the Clintons' dirty socks before I would elect Hillary.

Laid down by the underhanded

OK. I voted for McCain, so there. While I normally vote Democratic, this year, I went Republican and am MORE THAN likely to vote McCain in Fall unless he dies. While I don't like the battle twins, I especially don't like Clinton. Therefore ... I was sad to see that Clinton won Indiana. I was surprised that some counties were so happy to get her. I wonder if my theories on Southern Indiana and old Klan White Power structure are unfounded ...

Anyway, I saw Rush Limbaugh was not shy about trying to sway the vote. One: who listens to that fool? Two: I would assume his small flock of dumb sheep likely do what he says. Three: Hey, jerk! What if Clinton gets in, in the Fall?

I hope you feel small if she gets the nomination and gets in as President. That would be a scary, scary, scary thing. Now if Chelsea distinguishes herself as a more ... uh, moral, and less corrupt person, then she might be a good candidate. I would elect the Clintons' cat Socks over any Hillary Clinton or to give Bill any return to power.

So these salt of the Earth politicians never did anything illegal, yet have millions to loan to their own campaign? Wow! The Presidency really does pay! I always thought Presidents earned around a couple hundred thousand a year. That doesn't equal eleven millions dollars in my understanding of math.

her boyfriend melted

Well, I got the grand opportunity to eat with lady friends in town. They had some damn funny things to say. If you believe naively that woman can't be dirty, then here is your wake up call.

Well, one friend mentioned that a friend of her sister's had to return a purchase. The item was a vibrator. What I learned from my other friend was that vibrators are sometimes called BOBs, or Battery Operated Boyfriends. Well, the sad case for this fella was that he melted.

Now, get out your laughing that a vibrator melted -- I cried, and I'll finish the story.

Supposedly there was battery and wiring issue that caused the vibrator to melt while in operation in a drawer or otherwise not "busy" or "visiting". That would have been quite a sadder story had it fried itself during intimacy.

someone else discovered the relationship

literature, it appears has trends
horror and romance shown on same aisle

Indiana votes by county

Yikes! Is Scott County Klan country?

	Clinton	Obama		Clinton	Obama		Clinton	Obama
Adams	58 %	42 %	Fountain	60 %	40 %	LaPorte	52 %	48 %
votes	3,147	2,283	votes	1,835	1,204	votes	13,624	12,537
Allen	44 %	56 %	Franklin	69 %	31 %	Lake	45 %	55 %
votes	27,493	35,041	votes	2,594	1,182	votes	53,310	66,265
Bartholomew	54 %	46 %	Fulton	59 %	41 %	Lawrence	66 %	34 %
votes	6,899	5,985	votes	2,164	1,523	votes	4,637	2,407
Benton	53 %	47 %	Gibson	67 %	33 %	Madison	56 %	44 %
votes	625	557	votes	5,524	2,676	votes	16,888	13,188
Blackford	65 %	35 %	Grant	54 %	46 %	Marion	33 %	67 %
votes	1,940	1,024	votes	6,362	5,494	votes	60,380	122,068
Boone	48 %	52 %	Greene	65 %	35 %	Marshall	57 %	43 %
votes	4,453	4,846	votes	4,326	2,343	Votes	4,267	3,157
Brown	50 %	50 %	Hamilton	39 %	61 %	Martin	64 %	36 %
votes	2,009	1,991	votes	16,491	25,350	votes	1,692	943
Carroll	56 %	44 %	Hancock	60 %	40 %	Miami	62 %	38 %
votes	2,033	1,625	votes	6,105	4,065	votes	3,152	1,927
Cass	61 %	39 %	Harrison	72 %	28 %	Monroe	34 %	66 %
votes	3,976	2,513	votes	6,822	2,679	votes	9,425	17,950
Clark	68 %	32 %	Hendricks	52 %	48 %	Montgomery	51 %	49 %
votes	18,086	8,707	votes	11,677	10,913	Votes	2,534	2,438
Clay	66 %	34 %	Henry	66 %	34 %	Morgan	63 %	37 %
votes	4,011	2,028	votes	6,724	3,493	Votes	6,517	3,756
Clinton	60 %	40 %	Howard	56 %	44 %	Newton	65 %	35 %
votes	2,562	1,710	votes	10,361	8,035	Votes	1,593	849
Crawford	73 %	27 %	Huntington	56 %	44 %	Noble	59 %	41 %
votes	2,140	775	votes	2,907	2,286	Votes	3,974	2,750
Daviess	60 %	40 %	Jackson	67 %	33 %	Ohio	75 %	25 %
votes	2,213	1,493	votes	5,573	2,784	votes	857	279
DeKalb	57 %	43 %	Jasper	65 %	35 %	Orange	69 %	31 %
votes	3,427	2,557	votes	2,913	1,539	Votes	2,188	998
Dearborn	75 %	25 %	Jay	62 %	38 %	Owen	60 %	40 %
votes	5,270	1,782	votes	2,256	1,379	Votes	2,215	1,459
Decatur	65 %	35 %	Jefferson	66 %	34 %	Parke	64 %	36 %
votes	2,326	1,274	votes	4,429	2,332	Votes	2,099	1,194
Delaware	53 %	47 %	Jennings	67 %	33 %	Perry	65 %	35 %
votes	14,743	12,971	votes	3,620	1,762	Votes	3,612	1,986
Dubois	55 %	45 %	Johnson	56 %	44 %	Pike	70 %	30 %
votes	5,472	4,463	votes	11,536	9,188	Votes	2,467	1,077
Elkhart	41 %	59 %	Knox	66 %	34 %	Porter	58 %	42 %
votes	11,180	16,026	votes	6,407	3,260	Votes	20,759	15,001
Fayette	68 %	32 %	Kosciusko	52 %	48 %	Posey	56 %	44 %
votes	3,267	1,562	votes	4,528	4,169	Votes	3,845	2,973
Floyd	66 %	34 %	LaGrange	55 %	45 %	Pulaski	61 %	39 %
votes	12,334	6,452	votes	1,918	1,559	Votes	1,409	911

Putnam	56 %	44 %	Sullivan	67 %	33 %	Warrick	59 %	41 %
votes	3,354	2,681	Votes	3,652	1,796	votes	8,080	5,500
Randolph	62 %	38 %	Switzerland	75 %	25 %	Washington	75 %	25 %
Votes	2,846	1,748	Votes	1,464	486	votes	4,019	1,330
Ripley	68 %	32 %	Tippecanoe	41 %	59 %	Wayne	59 %	41 %
Votes	2,946	1,375	Votes	11,945	17,004	Votes	6,997	4,814
Rush	59 %	41 %	Tipton	58 %	42 %	Wells	58 %	42 %
Votes	1,950	1,330	votes	1,848	1,324	votes	2,613	1,907
Scott	78 %	22 %	Union	68 %	32 %	White	55 %	45 %
Votes	4,477	1,245	votes	803	383	Votes	2,551	2,072
Shelby	65 %	35 %	Vanderburgh	52 %	48 %	Whitley	59 %	41 %
Votes	4,350	2,321	votes	20,324	19,031	votes	3,336	2,286
Spencer	61 %	39 %	Vermillion	66 %	34 %
Votes	2,928	1,835	votes	3,261	1,684
St. Joseph	47 %	53 %	Vigo	59 %	41 %
Votes	30,062	33,227	Votes	15,985	10,943
Starke	71 %	29 %	Wabash	57 %	43 %
Votes	3,581	1,495	votes	2,769	2,095
Steuben	57 %	43 %	Warren	58 %	42 %
Votes	3,096	2,302	votes	915	655