T: 2:00 - 9:00
W: 2:00 - 9:00
R: 8:30 am - 4:00
F: 4:00 - 11:00
Saturday: OFF
N: 11:00 - 8:00
M: 5:00 - Close
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Curse it!
Would we, could we, in your car? Front seat, back seat, is it far?
.....
That's it! I'm hoping to get blown off by her, turned down and shot down in flames. It would save me from thinking about her. It would be so much easier if she said, "hell no" to dating, then I could relax and not think about her. ARGH!
I'm not supposed to date anyone there, and for good reason, but man -- can't get her out of my mind.... crap!
I can't get you out of my head!
radio for the dimwitted
Rush was on a radio in one room when I was popping back and forth and I heard, "If your child wants to be a chemist; encourage him; if your child wants to be an accountant, encourage her." He went on to say, essentially promote progress in your children. If you need a blow hard jerk like Rush Limbaugh to tell you anything, especially how to raise children -- you're too stupid to exist. I would call it a wonder that you survived this long.
bueno Juan, Russell
Burrito boy nets news coverage and sniper team told to stand down. What was believed to be a weapon was a homework assignment ... carried in several layers.
Dude, so are so not living this down. Bummer!
Friday, July 13, 2007
cook, thief, and her lover
Where I work, cook, is simple. The thief is a person at work who may or may not have stolen something. Her lover is either me to the insatiable flirt at work or the woman at work for whom I have a strange, dream consuming, hunger.
The clue was, what the lover thought she saw, the thief, and the cook to whom she reported it.
Wild rumors and sudden impact and the realization that things work on a geological speed, political committees meeting before anything is really done.
high on highway
I have to pass a paint manufacturing plant. For months, nothing, but as of 10 days ago ... every day there is the rankness of aerosol paint in the air at that place. Eww!! "I'm gonna get high --- high!"+
+ Platoon
drawn to it
Okay, maybe it's also a sexual thing in my head, but I am drawn to it (ha ha), especially when the background is blue and the "spot" is white. I don't think I'm off the mark here.
gesture
At work a woman was talking about "hand dipped" corndogs and made a masturbatory, or stroking motion when saying it. She was unaware of doing so, but ... I think it will be a long time before I forget such a thing. Too darn funny!
Dietician's tip
"All you can eat" is not a tossing of gauntlet challenge for you to meet. It is, rather, a way for you to try many different items paying just one price. The world's or nation's eating competition champion is not four hundred, three hundred pounds, but rather thin. So, you can't match him -- give up on the "meaty boy" champ ideal. Just sample stuff, not stuff your face daily.
Oh, and dressing and gravy are not soup. They are actually condiments or augmentations for other food to blend flavors, rather than an unconventional beverage with your meal. When the ladle or spoon is too small, then your appetite is too big.
It's a bloody shame that I see the rhinos come out to all you can eat, being near sighted they can be prone to anger.
Also, don't get pissed about not being able to smoke. Look, my answer to the question, "can I smoke here" is yes ... if you're on fire, in which case I will either put you out with P-E-T-R-O-L or an extinguisher.
and the train kept a stoppin' all night long
I was driving home from work, when minutes from work, there was ... [dun dun ----] a train. I veered right hoping to find the end and avoid it. I turned again ... going to mak --, lights went red and I stopped. That stupid putz backed up, stopped and repeated. After 30 minutes I gave up and drove down several miles out of my way to another part and finally got home 35 minutes later than I should have.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
sexual tension
Damnit! There's a woman at work who playfully flirts -- to no gain and at times intrigues me. There is, however, a woman at work, she's the flower, I'm the bee. I've said nothing to her yet, but man ... I don't know what's about her that I like, but I like her. Hmmm, "pink taco" as a couple of devil-may-care fellow male workers would call out.
you shouldn't do that
(it makes us look bad). Yes, my applause and gift-giving to the personnel at work makes the others look bad. They earn more and don't do jack for people who worked off their asses, toes, fingers too for one miserable, difficult day. All the "uppers" gave out were, "thanks y'all!"
Yep, I care, and that is a dangerous thing.
Mr. Goto
If problem, GOTO line 200
I am either the GOTO line or line 200. There's a snake in my boot, or last night, complaint number eight about a particular employee. Yeah, well, if I could fire him -- he'd be gone. The GM claims, "Well, we're trying to get some bodies in here then we can let him go." There are glaciers that move five feet a day, but the GM seems to move more like anaerobic amoeba (billions of years) still able to move through what is considered "solid rock".
Hey, you ... got situation, dah dah dah dah dah ...
I fix it or address it. When I pass it along to the head honcho ... pfhitt--nothing. I think he needs to be a little more proactive with things.
sides of mouth
Ahem, I understand that we shouldn't "spend any money" according to the DM.
It's okay, it will be posted on next period, so it's okay.
Sure. Get a stapler for work and a phone.
I get these.
"Why did you get these? We got to watch our money."
.....
Somehow I didn't see the words come out of different sides of his mouth.
WTH?
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Comedy begins in Fall
New this Fall is "The bin Ladens", from the creators of "That 70's Show". You can't believe the explosive laughs when the bin Ladens make their home in London. Critics agree, "hallowed be Muhammad" this reality TV is more than just Al-Quada alrighta, it's funny at its core. He's a hard working scrap merchant with ties to international terrorism and his wife number sixteen in London can't seem to properly cook the Beef Wellington. The laughs continue when she plays bridge and bin Laden invites the guys over for non-drinking and gambling. Boy! Does she get in trouble for not obeying master at his beck and call.
It's black and blue misadventures the entire way in this Falls new hit-slap-punch-pulverize smash series, "The bin Ladens".
I think it's crap she married him and that I find it likely there are already people wanting "book rights" and media rights for television and movies. "He rocked Kabul, but couldn't rock my world -- especially in the bedroom."
"One time at Burka camp ..."
Brilliant chess move
So, some flaky bit (Brit) wed a bin Laden. Well, well, well. Knight to ... making it four moves from check. While the British might want to use the woman to spy on bin Laden, the bin Ladens will likely use the marriage to get more "relatives" into Britain, then the US.
Huh. I wonder if the bin Ladens believe in equal rights for women. Ha! Fat chance!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
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