sides of mouth

Ahem, I understand that we shouldn't "spend any money" according to the DM.
It's okay, it will be posted on next period, so it's okay.

Sure. Get a stapler for work and a phone.

I get these.

"Why did you get these? We got to watch our money."
.....

Somehow I didn't see the words come out of different sides of his mouth.
WTH?