Mr. Goto

If problem, GOTO line 200


I am either the GOTO line or line 200. There's a snake in my boot, or last night, complaint number eight about a particular employee. Yeah, well, if I could fire him -- he'd be gone. The GM claims, "Well, we're trying to get some bodies in here then we can let him go." There are glaciers that move five feet a day, but the GM seems to move more like anaerobic amoeba (billions of years) still able to move through what is considered "solid rock".

Hey, you ... got situation, dah dah dah dah dah ...
I fix it or address it. When I pass it along to the head honcho ... pfhitt--nothing. I think he needs to be a little more proactive with things.