Hamas US invasion scenarios [wargaming]

Hamas successfully lands in LA, California and tries to take over city: overly protected with guns, citizens repel and conquer invaders within 30 minutes

Hamas successfully lands in NY city, NY: while mixing better in the area, are quickly robbed of their weapons, including strapped C-4 vests and are left in various parts of the city, lost and naked.

Hamas successfully lands in Texas: They are uncharacteristically comfortable, but upon crossing someone's yard and slain together by unhappy neighbors

Hamas successfully lands in Kentucky: They are as foreign as E.T. and are subdued and introduced as the other dark meat at a few restaurants while the supplies last

Hamas successfully lands in Kansas: A decade later, they find their way out, but are intermarried withe the locals and have since renounced their attack on America

Hamas successfully lands in Utah and find that polygamy is accepted and finding a much better, easier life, settle and never leave.

Hamas successfully lands in Las Vegas, Nevada and after selling their weapons for cash, gamble away -- some winning millions, others selling organs for that one big win. In the end, they forget why they came, having not seen the "real sun" in 96 days.

Hamas successfully lands in in Indiana: after fighting and blowing up buildings, damage is assessed and there weren't many buildings away. The neo-Nazis hunt them, while the Klan stupidly thinks the white garb is in need of ironing and fixes them. The Hamas find themselves running in circles.

Hamas successfully lands in Chicago, IL: the are stuck at O'Hare for so long, they wind up blowing themselves up on the tarmac waiting to get out