Dave's house

I wasn't going to write it, but it's just too funny not to write it ... sorry I beat you to the punch on this one Dave.

When they were looking at the house, they found some ... peculiarities. One error was a sagging basement ceiling. While the excuse doesn't bear out reality (positioning of shower), it is nonetheless, memeorable as "No new taxes" and "What's the definition of is?" -- trapped in a hard place, lie!

Well, the ceiling is warped because one of the teen boys fell asleep in the shower and plugged up the drain with his butt.

A very comical lie. Sadly, it was the only given explanation as to the ceiling problem.

Thanks Dave!