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Laptop crash

My laptop took a tumble and is now half-functional. I might have a lead on a used laptop, but will shop around a bit. The tip given to me was, "AVOID VISTA", and by golly I'm gonna avoid it. If I were to buy a new laptop -- lower cost HP or Toshiba, I would have to take Vista with it. Blah! I don't want it and would spit it out like a child would asparagus with broccoli florets and anchovy paste vinaigrette. Come to think of it ... most adults with taste buds, myself included, would spit out that too.

If anyone knows of an XP laptop is reasonable order for a reasonable price $1000 or less area, let me know, eh?

Jeremy Lambros said it all today

Domestic Abuse by Jeremy Lambros

Yep, I'm pretty sure that mine "sucks".

Blues for NYPD

Well, if they have job postings in the Midwest for NYPD, then things are bad! Hey, look! Three things; don't get killed; don't get caught; we're all here for you.

Eat my shorts!

The Harrison Square project will continue despite the many blatant signs that it should not. Well, hotel canceled, investments leaving, not enough money ... wait! There's tax revenue from a source that could be used. So, rather than update fire service to an area or fix city streets or buy more salt for the Winter, we'll dump money into a project that seems life itself is trying to crush. Dear city government, do not proceed with this doomed project.

Why celebrities should not reproduce

As well as being patented poor role models and having unavailable time schedules, many go for Frank Zappa levels of moronic names. Here's a borrowed list.

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

Shhh - schedule

M: 4:00 - Close
T: OFF
W: 11:00 - 5:00 pm
R: 8:30 meeting; 11:00 - 8:00 pm
F: 5:00 - Close
S: 4:00 - 10:00
N: 2:00 - 9:00
M: 4:00 - Close

Buffering suffering

Slow download to lead to stupid or outright terrible video. Suffering is more like it, not "buffering".
Maybe it's the "emo" version.

Meaningful words

Cracked, rusted, in dire straits, but still ... Hakuna Matata, in every sense.
Monkeyjack's front license plate.

bride of scarecrow

Whose wedding dress was used, I do not know. I only know that come Autumn, that thing will be a bit eerie. Beetlejuice anyone?

faster way to die?

I'll just put this in my mouth and poof!

making up rhymes with bad English

"half" with "math". It really doesn't match, unless you have such poor English skills that "math" is pronounced, "maff"

With that you could just "wiffle while you work". Wiff dis wing, I doo dee wed. I spelz fein, funker, wuz yo callin me a foo? I dun need no skool, I'z richer den yo, and gots me so much ice yo kan skate on dis ---ger.

Yep, Dr. Martin Luther King would be "dun proud y'all" made it to where Obama gets backing for Presidency and many Blacks are still using the "N" word for themselves. Yep -- he'd be so proud you made it. Way to go rappers for paving the way backward -- reinforcing stereotypes and encouraging youth to stay permanently defiant and fairly ignorant.

spoilers

Well, I saw a picture of statements printed on car windows divulging some ending statements about Deathly Hallows. I will correct them, as they are a little erroneous.

Voldemort marries Snape, they have three children.
Hagrid kills Harry
Hermoine and Ron kill each other because each thinks the other is a stupid "git"
Neville seriously wounds Rowling for bad parts in her books.
Dumbledore was really hidden underneath a coin in a study and wasn't actually dead.
Uncle Vernon contracts cancer and has a change of heart -- ha ha.
The Death-Eaters rename themselves the Trans-fat avoiders.

Okay, they are all lies.

not as random as lightning

There's a spat, fight, separation -- pending divorce, then reconciliation, but ...
truer to life than a soap, one of the two, at least one of the two is flirting with danger and another person. Yeah, the reconciliation is sincere -- right up to the, "honest" word which is a lie.

At work ... someone is trying to sabotage his/her life by screwing around -- or leading to that. Yup -- choosing disaster over fixing. How surprising!

stagger, stagger, crawl ...

It's ...

Just shake your rump

sippin purple chango

N2Deep, with characters and elements of Rumpshaker.

because I found it

Charlie bowler

Yesterday's gone

Charlie playing "Chicken Little"

Charlie playing "Chicken Little"

Lori gets home, dogs go wild

Echo greeting me!

Well, I met up with Monkeyjack and family yesterday. We met at Munchies and we had the beer sampler -- 10 beers in 2oz shots. There was a Chardonary-esque beer that was bad, but most were fair. I liked the American Red of Mad Anthony Brewery. I wound up getting an accidental free beer. Monkeyjack was kind enough to splurge and take the whole bill -- I owe him!




We then went to Zesto's ice cream and later to Monkeyjack's place. There, Charlie wanted to show me rented games -- Chicken Little being his favorite of the two.