Gaseous Clay

I should not have added onions to the salad. Interstingly enough, Mythbusters were examining flatus, aka lower G.I. gas. How ironic.

Not to mention, typical in school -- a sound or SBD, and the kids scatter to get away from it, pointing at likely suspects who all point in other directions. If a bomb goes off, should you worry who set it, or get the survivors out? I wasn't too worried about the perp, but hoping to get the kids' attention again.

interview with "molester"

why not say rapist. ....
oh, that's right, rapist has no stong conotation ... painful alteration of a person via a sexual event

forceful vs eligible rape .... coercive, disabled rape where the placebo dead merger in vitimhood ... find victim and confince him/her that it's right

he was unremarkable ... noting that TV shows topless bathing youths which exaggerate impulses. Have yout ever seen the trekkie-collector ... fitting they profile, denouncing shirless bath commercials. I agree. Shirtless youths in a dangerous society ... not real ... fine witj a sociey with real value.

I elect not to perserve his life. Die [inset long line of profanities here] die!

Feel free to disavowoe me!

radio city music room

blankity blank blank blank [music continues]

What I can't play, radio unsafe music, following the passing of a day where I chose to play a cluster of music.

Interesteingly, naive loud urbanites chose "African music", as it was instrumental Native American unknown music to the whole of the world, met with North and Central American 8th century ethnic, long-since passed identity pieces. Worse, dialects notwithstanding, cordinal directional persons having little knowledge of their ethnic specificality uncertain, I'm black ... right.

Most are more American than am I. I am 4th to 5th generation American mixed with unresearched American "sneaky dog next door", perhaps AmeriAsia. I'm in favor of what I heard when I was three and older. I'm amazed that I memorized when I was a child. Local channnels, I find that blues, rock, pop, and otherwise are my "fav" with 40s- 60's being more afulent with my being than the ska of 90s. Jazz ... ska, as related as 50 cent to Led Zepplin.

Persoanally, I like older jazz ... I like the older jazz
The ska, stuff .... as it were, can be skippped over

it's by time they bring horn to guitar .... little to some, music to others

commercial sisters

woman 1: KY jelly
sister: pediacare
sister: bouquet

Similar, but not identifcal sisters. I find it funny that they showed commcerials in the order of KY jelly (heated version) with pedicare ... worked, eh?

They ought to run Linda Hamilton and her twin in commercials ... after 20 years of quite, dis-similar lifestyles, they are distinctly different.

Then again, they have the puffy-checked 17er's who do the double mint. I taught twins who could pair up for a literary masterpiece, unmatched by previous authors. [names exempted] are fantastic. They are methodical, whimsical, lyrical, inventive. I only hope their difficult middle school years don't shut down their fragile, yet precious persons. What a tragic loss, were they to never to show their wonder! In my city, proper, the local city schools have little to offer with safe and reasonable schools. My "ala matter" of middle school is now a virtual waste of humanity with little regard for humanity.

Sadism the common, parochial schools should see a burst of enrollment ... God rest their precious souls.

Last year, intentially burdoned with 25 pounds of water and a pack of 5 #s, biking at full bore for 5 miles, I met them, they recognize me, greeted with kindness; a smile; their father concerned, but forgiving. Yeah for him. Guard well ... listen.

commercial sisters

woman 1: KY jelly
sister: pediacare
sister: bouquet

Similar, but not identifcal sisters. I find it funny that they showed commcerials in the order of KY jelly (heated version) with pedicare ... worked, eh?

They ought to run Linda Hamilton and her twin in commercials ... after 20 years of quite, dis-similar lifestyles, they are distinctly different.

Then again, they have the puffy-checked 17er's who do the double mint. I taught twins who could pair up for a literary masterpiece, unmatched by previous authors. [names exempted] are fantastic. They are methodical, whimsical, lyrical, inventive. I only hope their difficult middle school years don't shut down their fragile, yet precious persons. What a tragic loss, were they to never m

Sign of the cervix

Deep Space 9 -- too funny, the sexual inuedo

the Cardasians have a symbol, much better than the funky A or anything else, they worship ... the one pure axiom ... poon tang. Sadly, they are a "race" no to be trusted. I'd trust that people. They are betting on the right horse.

I saw parts of an episode today on Spike (phallic term) TV, testosterone based television. Summation -- non-battle is not honor according some.
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reminds me of an art display: special gift -- diarama's with cervical pics inserted where clay figurines examine with wonder. A pink protagonist, in this case, expounds on the wonder of the special thing, a magical thing, described by her mother.
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not so related, virgin monlogues.

Wonderful idea, moreover, miraculous that Notre Dame hosted it this year. A "men's club" hosting a women's monlogue session, generally venting on development and pre-teen coitis; forced or manipulated, or declared rape. Sadly, I missed the chance locally to hear the participants speak candidly, poetically or otherwise on their life ... post victimhood. I would venture not into a bevee of victims who are not yet ready to leave victimhood, but favor bitching over salvation (escape).

kick, scratch, bite

fight about nothing, acting much like Dune, "my name is a killing word" he thrashes about, pitting himself against me about showing face, doing work ... acting human, student-esque. I don't fold, but rather check, finding that the bid comes back to me. I'm in.

He checks, not folds with, "I'm sorry", saving a raise or fold for another round.
It's penny-ante poker and the fool drops in twenties ... it goes on from there. He'll be a fun adult, right?

plug for the creative

Check out her work! I like it, but after a short look at it, you should realize why.

Personally, I really like the grumpy dance!

Now Entering Madness 53 (homework gods)

Daryl still had to do his homework.

Now Entering Madness 52 (Satified Grin)

inspired by www.fartparty.org 's mouse problem

It's a mouse lying on a trap as it is snapping

Now Entering Madness 51 (courtroom artist)

Now Entering Madness 50 (Mind narrowly shut)

more madness, less text

stupid to post

will change

Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in

Dear Mr. ___________,
You are my favorite teacher of the whole world because your funny and you have a great sence of humer and you also are quite talented.

Yours Truly, M.B.

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My question now ... be swayed back into teaching?

* note original spellings kept, initials only to maintain anonymity

Puppies Cramer

Not quite two-for-one, but a reduction in price for taking two – mix puppies, Rotwieller and German Shepherd (part sneaky stray dog). They had a rough first day with new humans. They were taken from mom … rode a long trip in the van, bathed (necessary) then subjected to attention by many strange humans. They were most alive in the backyard, as they were barn dogs. They are nameless, but cute. It will be an interesting household!

War of Worlds AD 07 (series) ep. xii

Putting the missiles in firing position, they are launched at Iraqi targets. Iraqi surveillance and European tracking picks up the missiles. They are originating from Iran, which “doesn’t” have weapons. The Iraqis now scramble with their twenty minutes. Communication breaks still make predicting difficult. They will hit major targets.

In a panic move, a call is made for fellow Muslim nations to attack Iran. Few heed their call.
12 minutes.
The US has called back all forces from Iraq. Kuwait and Qatar look like large US bases with the large number of military there.

2 minutes.
Quietly, the US starts up an electronic array of subsystems, allowing the Iraqis to see the missiles heading toward their homeland. At present count there are ten. The type is unknown, but there is a possibility of nuclear weapons. What should be a mad dash out of Iraq, a convoy, the insurgent flow is unaware of the missiles and their proximity.

Impacts!

phone message

"We got a puppy dog! Call me later", was the call I got from Charlie. Ah, shoe-biting, poop-making, peeing puppy dog. It will be fun for them! I'm not sure I know where they'll have the time for it. I suppose that's from where Lori's, "after all, you will be its uncle" comment came.

Hey! How long have you had your car?

Oddly enough I was approached some time ago with this question. Apparently the man had a Geo and drove it to and from Florida. Now that's crazy! The Geo is hardly comfrotable traveling in town ... across states is wack!

War of the Worlds AD 07 (series) ep. xi

The US has released that several nuclear weapons have been stolen. Whereas they've been missing a while, the US first had to confirm the theft/wrong count, and then begin an investigation. For security and public safety, the US has not annouced the theft until now. They have few leads. They are now working with INTERPOL.

In the dark, media absent Iran, confiscated Iraqi scud-launchers move slowly over the barren Iran desert to be in position. Within hours, they will fire on their new targets.

Iraqi "insurgents" are making great waves of destruction and have pushed many US troops away from urban areas. In the rural sections, the US are well protected and have been well capable of defending themselves. They are now getting orders to pull back to south Iraq in the southwestern quarters, and there to wait and to guard a new shipment, of what they are not informed.
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The non-Arab pact is dropping shipments to northern Iraq and dropping jamming equipment to select positions within Iraq.

Super surpirse

A thank you letter and letter of appreciation from a student whom I've seen very little this year. M.B. -- Thanks!