Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Gaseous Clay

I should not have added onions to the salad. Interstingly enough, Mythbusters were examining flatus, aka lower G.I. gas. How ironic.

Not to mention, typical in school -- a sound or SBD, and the kids scatter to get away from it, pointing at likely suspects who all point in other directions. If a bomb goes off, should you worry who set it, or get the survivors out? I wasn't too worried about the perp, but hoping to get the kids' attention again.

1 comment:

MR said...

Now you must know how Mr. Paige felt while we were browning our underwear in 7th grade.

It's important not to get confused on this issue and use the old cold-war drill of ducking under the desk. Usually, that's where it's waiting for you.