My member

a far cleaner way of writing what my catch phrase was for a long while -- thankfully more than two decades ago. An example of to the absurb level it was carried appears below.

Hey! What's that on top of that [Napa] truck?
That's my member! Actually, I used a more precise medical term. Whereas others might have favored old standbys for comic sense, I stayed true with (uh, "OPP" by Naughty By Nature discussed this).

On that same trip, Monkeyjack, his nephew and I pulled up to the window at Arbys. His nephew states, loudly, "Hey! She's got a mustache!"
She was embarrassed and we might have received, "special orders"

Brave, Brave Sir Robin

TS, MR, and I were out walking around where TS lived at that time. It was late, summer, and of no big deal -- maybe 1985 /86 or earlier

A dark ran zoomed around the streets and stopped, turned and headed for us. Comically MR and I turned to each other, to collaborate with TS that it would be wise to run, but also comically we saw a cloud of dust in which he was leaving us ... a good, seemingly 10 seconds ahead of us.

We also took off, never in real danger, but it wasn't good to know that TS wouldn't alert us to any danger that he might have thought or felt.

Thanks!

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon was on Sunday night. It reminded me of an attempt (not really singular) that [friend who shall remain anonymous] and I had trying to "sample" the movie when it was new on VHS.

What's great about this whole line of statements are: they cannot be substantiated evidentially

He brought over his VCR and set it on mine. Getting the thing timed together was a pain. We tried to use the remotes -- they each worked both VCRs ... Keystone copiers. They also didn't record the first several attempts -- 4 hours in total to record it.

There was copy protection on the tape in that there was a cyclic rise and fall in brightness and color (around 20 seconds) throughout the movie.

Without the protection we ran into some of the same silliness with Aliens, but fewer. In the course of it, I learned both movies quite well.

It mostly fails when you have the same VCR, mostly.

Next I can hear, "You're gonna arrest Timely Demise of Sanity"

Monkeyjack throws a big bash

at the cost of everyone there

He instructed me to get vodka. Why I chose the brand I did, made sense, I think because with the limited money I was given he wanted one specific item and all the remaining to be spent on vodka -- cheap.
Cheap I got -- too cheap!
By the end of the night 90% of the people had puked. His nephew came over with friends -- to filtch liquor and they did. One idiot kid got so smashed he forgot he could walk and dragged himself through the house, puking, then putting his hand in it. Step drag, stagger, stagger (Yellowbeard). A couple of people slept in the bathrooms. I walked out to the street and let go there. I woke in the morning to find the rooms filled with lying bodies ... like a mob shoot out ... no blood, but gore everywhere.

I left, but felt the worst I had ever felt. Hours later, while I was propped up on a sofa, I let in Monkeyjack and his at-then girlfriend. They reported that BBS-name Toejam had passed out on the loveseat sofa nd filled it --- filled it with barf. He also nicely broke it. Monkeyjack took all the cleaning supplies he could find.

Nothing really restored things to normal. The smell before I left / before the cleaning was less pleasant than uncleaned kitty litter. That was a bad, bad, bad, bad night.

Lest I forget -- braving the unknown

A stupid experience with X.

We (yuck -- painful memory there) were in bed when there was a slight noise somewhere. X was worried of the tangible and intangible. She looked and saw the dogs (four of them -- white trash ... redneck -- insert name here, they were all hers) looking in some direction at a wall, leading to the basement and the second floor.

[my nickname] "Go see what that is."
"No."
[nickname] "Look! The dogs are watching." (they were all looking in the same direction.)

"So?"

"Go see!"

Now ... we weren't living the best neighborhood at the time, and during the time that we were there we heard several shootings, one murder. I didn't think there was anything about which to worry, but her continued comments were elevated in pitch in anger and worry. I grabbed the nearest weapon -- a 4 inch diamond-tipped saw blade, broken. The things that make this funny require the following understanding:
We didn't have a lot of money, and she was bound and determined to spend what we had.
In order to save some money, the heat was kept down low ... 55 at night.
She insisted on my wearing ... the simplest things -- not forming a barrier between herself and me -- namely ... my hair was my PJs.
Now ... I stand, stark naked ... shivering in the sudden cold. X quickly cocooned herself with my exiting. I hunch over for warmth and to be "less visible" in the unlit house. I looked over and the dogs -- unsurprisingly now looked at the naked fool walking around. One licked her lips, as if to hide a laugh.
I made a two-minute look and shuddered back to bed. I reported finding nothing but that the dogs knew a funny sight when they saw it.

We were quite safe -- we had nothing to steal, the dogs didn't like strangers -- noisy too say the least. The locals, seeing the dogs, worried about them, despite my statements attesting to their not real wishing to hurt anyone.

movie review

It's unlike me to review movies, because I generally don't like them. The last two new / semi-new movies that I liked were:

40-Year-Old Virgin. If you're easily offended, don't see it. I would say that many adults would like it ... the profanity is strong in this one. A funny, quasi-unconventional section of this movie is, "Do you know why you're gay" bantering between the two friends.

Crash (2005) was an okay movie. Its intent is to address racism and wrongdoings because of those prejudices, each character being changed from circumstances and therein the racism comes out. A neat part of this movie is that there is no one leading character. I don't rate it high for most people's standards, but rate it fair 5 or 5.2 on a 10 point scale. That sounds low, but it's not so much. Unlike many videophiles I don't have a list of 2000 top 10 movies. I have very few ... less than 100, perhaps less than 50. The thought being twofold; how can you have two or more greatest movies; if all movies are nines or tens, are there middle ones?

Knowing local pervs

Welll, I wouldn't say know that well, but where I once worked, he was a regular. He was a local actor and advertisement narrator. I found it startling that he was a child pornography collector.

The wife of a Fort Wayne actor who impersonated George Washington was sentenced Wednesday in U.S.... Period actor?s wife gets 4
The wife of a Fort Wayne actor who impersonated George Washington was sentenced Wednesday in U.S. District Court to nearly four years in prison for helping her husband receive child pornography through her computer.

Yolande Saunders, 54, pleaded guilty in August to one of four charges: aiding and abetting in the sexual exploitation of a minor. Three other related charges were dismissed as part of a plea agreement.

Judge Theresa L. Springmann sentenced Saunders to the low end of the penalty range with 46 months in prison followed by three years on supervised release, during which Saunders must register as a sex offender with the state, enroll in counseling for sex offenders, undergo psychological and behavioral assessments for sex offenders and provide her probation officer with any financial records requested.

Additionally, Saunders is not allowed to consume alcohol or any mood-altering substance, have personal access to the Internet or possess any pornographic materials involving anyone younger than 18.

Saunders and her husband, Steven Black, 62, were indicted on several similar charges stemming from a 13-month investigation. The indictments alleged the couple possessed pornographic images involving children and most of the images involved children younger than 12, including one with a child between 18 months and 24 months old. Both indictments state that the images were sadistic, masochistic or violent in nature and that the pictures depict several sexual acts.

Black is serving an 87-month prison term after he pleaded guilty to possessing a picture of a young girl having sex with an adult man. He agreed to testify truthfully in any other trial through his guilty plea.

Saunders pleaded guilty to using her computer April 13, 2003, to receive a sexually explicit video depicting a child younger than 12 participating in various sexual acts. In admitting guilt, Saunders had to admit she used the Internet to download the files.

Saunders forfeited a computer and its related equipment, 85 musical CDs, camera, a cable modem and 22 floppy disks. Black already forfeited 47 CDs containing child pornography, nine videotapes and other belongings seized by police when they searched their homes.

The prosecution told a judge in February that if Black's case had gone to trial, it would have presented evidence that suggested Black had at least 200,000 images involving child pornography.

Black was known for his portrayal of George Washington locally and regionally at events such as the Johnny Appleseed Festival. His Web site stated he traveled to Pennsylvania, Ohio and other areas of Indiana to perform.

c/o adult girl relationship website

Harvey with Jimmy Stewart

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

Dealing with the obstinent

Cross that line!
[step]

That one!
[step]

What is teaching the defiant like... that for 6 hours.

Madness in many forms

He's gone mad!
[echoed several times!) disapaiting in the distance as Hiss slithers away from John's stick beating.]

Madness runs in my family. It practically gallops!

Arsenic and Old Lace
If you have not seen this wonderful old B&W movie, do! It's great!

He no mad ... he crazy!

Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
an avoidable movie

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Aldous Huxley

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."

Lewis Carroll

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone

Baltasar Gracian

Is he crazy?
In technical terms, he's a loon!

Terminator

The Frayed Ends Of Sanity

Never hunger
Never prosper
I have fallen prey to failure
Struggle within
Triggered again
Now the candle burns at both ends

Twisting under schizophrenia
Falling deep into dementia

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Birth of terror
Death of much more
I'm the slave of fear,my captor
Never warnings
Spreading its wings
As I wait for the horror she brings
Loss of interest,question,wonder
Waves of fear they pull me under

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Into run
I am sinking
Hostage of this nameless feeling
Hell is set free
Flooded I'll be
Feel the undertow inside me

Height, hell, time, haste, terror, tension
Life, death, want, waste, mass depression

Old habbits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Myself is after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

copied and usurped much to the displeasure of Metallica
Thanks guys, for all the work for a while. Hint -- don't win favors with the prison population. They are disposable (and not so heroes) and don't have income to buy your works.

Phony King of England -- c/o Disney

Oh the world will sing of an English King
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good King Richard leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' John

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England
A pox on the phony king of England!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known as John the First
He's sure to be known as John the worst
A pox on that phony king of England!

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointed head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Robin's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back

The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear
The breezy and uneasy king of England
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Prince John, that phony king of England
Yeah!

Word of mouth from R. Lee Ermey

Gunny Sergeant: "There is no precession in grenades, so therefore, you can't count and throw."

So I'm pullin' the pin!

You wouldn't dare!

Daffy Duck

1, 2, 10! Take that you dirty animal!

Angels With Dirty Faces

You draw the straws! I'm a takin' the parachute! Geronimo!

Yosemite Sam

Only a madman would throw the switch

That's it! I'm throwin' the switch! No more sanity, ever!

No! Not the third switch!
Throw it! Throw it I say!

Young Frankenstein

AMV Hell other parts

Because anime makes no sense

many sound bites ... very, very funny

great therapy for the delusional

trek to Hades

Lots of time ... but why?

Eww ... you farted!

ha ha ha ha ha

Eww! You farted again.

Okay ... once is enough, twice is too much. First graders and talking about farting. If you don't stop it soon, it won't ever stop and the farting won't either.

I was not the farter, but that was the conversation.

I've seen you work there before

Only ... it wasn't you, but you look just like him.
Where are these clones?

brazen

I'll just take that wallet, in full view of all the other people in the room. -- the thought of a would-be thief today.

After many lies, I sent her to a higher authority. The wallet was recovered with no money missing.

And the thinking behind this was?

Aren't you the guy

You know ... the guy.
Oh, yeah, right!

from I love you to death

I was asked, "Aren't you the guy that was playing basketball with that kid the other night?"
"Uh, no."
"I ... are you sure?"
"Yes. I wasn't the guy."

"He looked just like you."

Dang clones! I knew there would be trouble when the empire fell.