watch what you do around kids

"Yeah. It was like Uncle Bob. Yeah, he was drinking and he like walked" [Emma proceeds to walk towards the house, bump her head squarely on the forehead and fall down on her rump then rolls onto her back. She doesn't cry, she was imitating what Uncle Bob did], "and then boof, then he fell down."

Yep, you don't want Uncle Bob stories about you floating around, haunting you.