the movie -- anything that is plotless. If it smells like a bum -- more than a butt, bum -- six weeks unbathed, crappy (literally) clothes, pissy (literally) attitude, coupled with ignorance, meshed with urbanlect.
If it has Keanu Reeves -- let it, like superman drink itself to death before making it to the big screen.
If it has Kevin Costner, let it die in perilous WWIII like Postman
If it has a gay gay gay gay gay ... let it river dance its way out of the theater
and if it panders to 5% of the population -- let it remain a "direct to DVD" special.
I don't like the intolerable cruelty producers are inflicting on the public with crap, crap with flowers, computer generated crap, 3-D crap, and big-sonofagun's crap. How about honest to goodness -- good stuuf. "Door to Door" while not fantastic, by most people's measures, was good, albeit slow. I like William H. Macy and Kyra Sedgewick (Bacon). The movie, based on ture events, was "heartwarming" as announced. Sappy, but good. Take CSI, please! Ship that stinker off like Jersey pollution.
Try the novel approach, something that friggin' matters or dumb funny stuff without the narration. America's Funniest Home Videos would be number one spot if they dropped the moronic narration. Get it? Animal Planet's animal videos would be number 1 or 2 without the schmuck commentary. Why add the stuff, when the majority of persons either tune out or mute it?
Spike has Japanese TV game show. It is terrible with Ed, Edd, & Eddy narrating. Just can the narration and roll that lovely bean footage.
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