Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

I follow directions

I got a strange package of _______ matter, with the note, "and die!"

the ______ didn't smell like anything I'd eat, didn't look like anything I'd eat and that's as far as I got. I couldn't ______ ______ and die, for I didn't try it. If any of you are interested in ______, I have some that you might have. It was nice of the person to offer it to me, but I decline.

1 comment:

MR said...

What the..? How was this package delivered? Who would be so juvenile--your students seem kind of young for that, and where would they get your home address?